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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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  • >tear off skin >place you in bee sanctuary >pour honey all over you >bees swarm you and eat your flesh >after that, get burnt alive

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  • I would lace your milk with sedative and you will wake up and be bound and gagged. I will be standing there with a blow torch and 600 Fahrenheit and burn your legs and arms then cut open your stomach with a buzz saw. After that I would throw bricks in that hole then dump acid in said hole then kill you with a Gunshot wound to the leg from a sniper letting you bleed out :D

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  • I drown u in dino shaped nuggets

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  • *[i]This post has been redacted and seized as evidence[/i]*

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  • Offer a poison brownie. No one can resist a brownie.

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  • I ask you if this rag smells like chloroform. You nod out. You awake, gagged and strapped to a chair in a dimly lit room. You look around and then inspect yourself. You realize that you have small puncture wounds all over your body and are covered in a particular scent. As your eyes finally reach the ground you notice the ants. Enraged Bullet Ants that will bite you and inject you with venom that creates a neurological pain equivalent to a gunshot. They will bite you over and over and tear you apart slowly as they crawl in your skin and devour your organs.

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    • I bury you in the ground only leaving your head exposed. I then have a trained elephant that's been fed laxatives to sit on you. The elephant will continue sitting in you until you suffocate or you drown in elephant diarrhea.

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    • I shot u

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    • Bonk you with a rubber band

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    • i 360 cross earth yy no scope you with my bow headshot t-bag until you explode *level up*

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    • Sneak into their house. Unscrew all the lightbulbs, puncture the metal sleeve with something small, and fill the lightbulbs with gasoline, before screwing them back into place very carefully.

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      • Im SteelAssassn dies when I lock him in an airtight box, then pump helium into it. I will watch him die slowly as he laughs hysterically at his high pitched cries of agony.

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      • Edited by Nobody: 8/20/2015 5:44:12 AM
        I will snap a toothpick in half and shove it deep down your urethra tip first so that when you pee the toothpick starts to work it's way back out towards the open air. The splinters from the break will catch the flesh and start to dig their way into the walls of your urethra, piercing the skin and starting a warm, painful infection. As the swelling begins your ability to go to the bathroom will cease, well not in entirety. An explosive Diarrhea will set in as your body desperately tries to fight the infection and keep your kidneys functioning. Your skin begins to turn orange as bile begins to saturate your flesh. You beg for death but that would be too easy. I am not unkind though, steak, lobster, whatever you want I feed you. The puss builds up in your head until the pressure turns you blind. As you flail about the house incoherently finally the realization hits you: you didn't cover your mouth when you coughed and you got me sick. Writhing in feverish pain and delirium you finally pass violently into the abyss.

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        • Rip desticle out. R.ip

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        • Reported to FBI Right before I shove a grenade up your ass.

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        • I like trainz [spoiler]Wait doesn't that hit me ins-[/spoiler]

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        • I I will have puppies come and play with you, but soon there begins to be too many and so you are crushed by puppies

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        • You will fall in a hole and I will hire some fat guy to sit on you.

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        • -blam!-ing disgusting man for that I will set a trap full of liquid shit and piss and a lot of cum and blood. You will drown there as I watch smiling

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          • I refuse. So kill me.

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          • Edited by rotonerd: 8/20/2015 5:30:20 AM
            I kill arbyshadow by pushing him into the pit he is throwing the other guy into[spoiler]while he is still throwing him in[/spoiler]

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          • ArbyShadow, I will cut off your toes and fingers and choke you on them while shoving them into your eyes

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          • Xirskis, you die by me throwing you into the pit of agony...

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            • The internet; where having to kill someone isn't the catch.

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            • I will kill laernhowtoospel with my massive, throabing, rock hard.... Pool noodle. It's been sitting awhile and a mouse lives in it.

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            • Thunderpants, oh the thing I could do, I believe it would only be fitting if I let u experience true thunder in your pants. I will put up waste deep in a tank of water on the top of the Dubai tower when it thunder storms. Oh yeah, there will be a lightning rod in the tank of water with you. The tank is made out of pure gold since u r in Dubai and everything is gold there and since gold is high conductive

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