Many of you are on the very cusp of adulthood, or have just begun your adventure out into the big scary world of taxes, bills, debt, thankless jobs, and all the other joys of being an American citizen.
All that will tend pile up from time to time. So it's important to relax, decompress, and relieve some stress from time to time so you don't go walk into incoming traffic.
I am here to share with you three easy steps that almost any of you can do to blow off some end of the day steam.
Step 1) get your favorite ice cold beer[b][/b]
Step 2) get in the shower at the temperature of your choosing.
Step 3) [b][u]THIS IS IMPORTANT[/u][/b]
enjoy the shit out of that beer in the shower while you let the water and the alcohol wash your cares away.
Yes, the shower beer. The closest thing to an actual religious experience a human being can have. The quintessence of stress relief and relaxation. The one thing guaranteed to make your day better no matter what.
Take this advice, use it, and be happy.
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Oh God I want a beer and some vodka [i]so bad[/i], but I'm staying off for someone. The taste of alcohol is pure art Ever had bison grass vodka?
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Can I replace the beer with Rum?
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I'm not gonna drink so this advice is useless lolz.
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11 RepliesPersonally i consider relaxation going to church
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2 RepliesI'm 11 can i do this
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I know this was necrobumped, but I just watched a Lyle McDouchebag re-stream where he was talking about drinking in the shower.
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1 ReplySir, that's not what a tip is. Get out the restaurant.
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4 RepliesI prefer a candlelit bath and a bottle of wine. Far more relaxing.
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2 RepliesB-b-but. Beer taste [i]horrible[/i].
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Nice, I'm sure this'll come in handy as I start college
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Hell yeah!!! i smoke and i fart my problems away
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Lol im number 420!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 RepliesEdited by The Elike: 7/28/2015 7:37:55 AMI have Celiac's disease and cannot consume wheat gluten. Please explain how clogging a shower with my own bloody shit relieves stress.
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1 Replybut wouldn't the shower water get in the beer?
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4) following your shower with a beer, make beer eggs... They're awesome.
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesWhat if I have the sex with my grill
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Step 1) grab a controller Step 2) binge your favorite game.
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4 RepliesCan I drink scotch instead? Or maybe rum or whiskey...
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Typical [¬_¬]
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5 RepliesRoot Beer. Because I prefer to keep my brain intact.
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2 RepliesWhen I'm 21 in a few years I'll have to try this
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2 RepliesI don't drink beer so no thanks.
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I'll probably end up having more than one beer in the shower haha
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Vodka and shower sex. After being stoned. Got you beat.