My mother taught me about value at an early age. She said don't grow up and be one of those spend thrifts that just waste money away like Monty Brewster. She also taught me the value of prophylactics. On her death bed she asked me to always wear a condom and not sleep with prostitutes. To this day I still wear condoms and I have never slept with a prostitute. And now I have a pang of regret because your post gave me AIDS anyway.
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now that was funny