originally posted in:Sociopaths United
*gets pulled over by police officer*
Cop: Son, do you know you're not allowed to be on your iPhone while driving?
Me: Yes, officer.
Cop: Then why are you on your phone while driving?
Me: But... I'm not...
Cop: I saw you on your phone.
Me: I don't even have a phone on me.
Cop: Are you trying to lie to a police officer right now?
Me: No. I don't have a phone on me.
Cop: It's in your hand right now.
Me: Are you blind?
Cop: I'm gonna need you to step out of the car.
Me: Fine. Let me just finish this.
*takes bite out of iPhone shaped cookie*
*cop walks away speechless*
English
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I need to do this now
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"I'll take 'shit that you saw on a picture or prank video' for $300"
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Difference between that dude and me is that I can get away with it
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Sounds like a good cookie