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originally posted in:Sociopaths United
6/17/2015 4:25:23 PM
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*gets pulled over by police officer* Cop: Son, do you know you're not allowed to be on your iPhone while driving? Me: Yes, officer. Cop: Then why are you on your phone while driving? Me: But... I'm not... Cop: I saw you on your phone. Me: I don't even have a phone on me. Cop: Are you trying to lie to a police officer right now? Me: No. I don't have a phone on me. Cop: It's in your hand right now. Me: Are you blind? Cop: I'm gonna need you to step out of the car. Me: Fine. Let me just finish this. *takes bite out of iPhone shaped cookie* *cop walks away speechless*
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