(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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8 RepliesSince this topic is about the legend. I shall share a story too. A story of our legend. There I was. Standing atop a rock inside the hellmouth, I was surrounded by hundreds of thrall. After 3 hopeless days, I thought of finishing myself with my khostov. The abyss was finally making me go mad. The decision was made. I took my helmet off, and put the gun inside my mouth. I was meant to be thrall food, inside this dark abyss. Before I pulled the trigger, I pulled the gun away to try one last desperate act. With what I thought would be my last word, I screamed, "SMOGGYPLUTO!!!!!" Seconds passed... this was it. It's all over. But then... I hear a whistling sound. Someone falling down into the abyss? No it can't be! No one knew I was down here. The whistling got louder... it sounded like a plane dropping. What happened after that, I cannot explain. All I seen was a grayish blur. It was a titan using fist of havoc! It was smoggypluto! He hit the ground so hard, he killed thousands of thrall in one blow. Any that survived were killed by the after shock, which spread for hundreds of feet. I was in disbelief! I was now standing on the ground, as the rock I was standing on had been crumbled into a million pieces. I observed the crater where he had landed. Nothing happened. "Smoggy... please don't be dead.." I whispered. There was no way you could survive a titan smash from that height. I heard a chuckle and then... A hunter emerged from the crater! "do not be afraid my child." He said to me. "I shall take you through this wretched abyss. I said nothing, I had no words. "Follow me" he said. I jogged behind him, as his walk was 2x faster than mine. We went through the entire trail, and not a single enemy spawned. They could sense the presence of smoggy. There were bodies of thrall, knights, and ogres everywhere. How could this be?? I was standing on a rock by the 3rd lamp. His fist of havoc, killed EVERY enemy inside the abyss. We came to the bridge, it was already formed! But how?... There was so much confusion. Smoggy smiled at me, and led me into the light. To be continue.....