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originally posted in: What do you sexually identify as?
6/1/2015 5:45:26 AM
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I sexually identify as tissue paper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cleaning up the semen residue and other bodily fluids. People say to me that a person being tissue paper is impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retar... err.. slow learner but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon tenderize my skin, fold me into 3-ply and fluff me up for absorbency. From now on I want you guys to respect my right to wipe asses and clean mucus. If you can't accept me you're a -blam!-face and need to check your cum cleaning privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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