Doctor: "Sir, how did you hurt your penis?"
Sir: "Well....I..kinda had sex with a disk."
Doctor: "......."
Sir: "So....is it going to be okay?"
Doctor: "Sir, get out of my office."
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Yes that was perfectly done.
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I know. I'm a doctor. 100 patients, 100 patient deaths. Perfect record.
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Damn. If my brother ever gets the sniffles. Ill send him your way.
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Okay. Laser rifle to the face cures the sniffles, right? Cause I've done that to the last 10 sniffle patients and they haven't sniffled anymore.
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Good. All bills are on him.
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That's what the last people said. I still haven't been paid yet.
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Do you accept PayPal???
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Sure.
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Edited by Seraphim Frost: 5/26/2015 12:20:37 AMGood. Cause your mom doesn't.
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*slow claps* Well played. I won't lie. I didn't see that coming.
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Cheeky little bugger you. You have my respect.
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Good. Now bend over.
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Hahah....hell no.
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Huh?? I was talking to your mom. Forgot to hang up.
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(e-e ) *loads shotgun*
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Sets nuke*
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*blows up Bungie HQ* t(•-• t)
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*Slaps your mom's ass*
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Jokes on you, I killed your parents.
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Thus, why i seek your mom.