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Look as long as you like my friend *Steals nasal hairs*
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YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG YOU ASSHOLE
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AUGHH! Sorry I'm fixing it please don't kill me scary Russian man!
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THATS BETTER YOU CAPITALIST BITCH! DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN OR I WON'T BE SO KIND!
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Okay I'm sorry Mr. Angry Russian man, have dolphinlets to feed please spare me
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YOUR DOLPHINLETS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SENT TO JAPANESE WATERS AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE
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No! They'll die out there please I'll do anything to save Jr and Jesse!
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ITS TOO LATE! MOVE ON!
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No please! I'll do anything!
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Dolphin fin soup tastes pretty good, you want some?
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Please! Save my dolphinlets!
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I'm already eating the remains of Jesse
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Jokes on you! While you were talking I went back in time and saved my kids. You're eating your own spleen
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Good thing I'm a soviet terminator
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You're a terminator? That means you're a robot and robots can't resist paradoxes. [b]THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE[/b]
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WWII Russia designed me to destroy all threats to the motherland
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Communist scum
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You're the reason why there isn't a Russian sea world
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I am, I will not have my brethren abused in your horrible country
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