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I'll kill you
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Come at me, heretic.
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m9,ill snipe you all the way from oblivion with my bow and arrow.
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You'll get rekt by the thunderbolts.
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oblivion don't give a damn bout yo thunderbolts. also my skyrim char will just walk through them with high magic resistance shooting his bow like"wut u gon do bout it? NOTHIN!"
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A paralyze enchantment will be hilarious when you drop down.
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Fuçk the pussy domnian
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Really? Yet it was the empire who lost the war?
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Bring it bro! I've got a Dragon Bone Great Axe that has more room for another notch!
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Hm, it'll be a real shame once I paralyze you.
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Not gonna happen bro! Bring your pretty little face to my axe!
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I'll be good, blasting your dumbass with spells.
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Puny elves and your mildly distractive light shows! I don't need potion to embed my axe in cranium!
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Good luck m8.