living in hellmouth part 2
Walking through hellmouth
Me: now where is the summoning pits?
Opens a door.
Me: that's definitely not the summoning pits!!!! I'm gonna have to burn my eyes out now!
Me: (Eating Something that isn't a rotting corpse)
Thrall walks over to me
Thrall: R u gonna eat that?
Me: Yeh
Thrall: Are you sure?
Me: It's fruit
Thrall pauses awkwardly
Me: Bye Bye (Pushes him away with solar wind)
Thrall: Wait, what are you eating late...
Thrall suddenly gets a case of Valedictorian to the face syndrome
Me: (Reloading) That wasn't me.
Every hive in hell mouth tries to kill me.
Dinklebot: Guardian down!
Me: (reading a comic in my room)
Random guardian comes bursting in punching hive.
Me: dude what are you doing this is my room!
Random guardian: completing bounties.
Me: get out or face truth!!!!
Random guardian leaves
five minutes later
A thrall walks in and takes a dump
Me: oh that's it!
(pulls out truth)
Boom
Me: dead...Forgot truths blast radius
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