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first one finished very quickly everyone reply to this post to continue the story
no the ends
Once on mars...
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Edited by xBadush: 5/10/2015 7:52:46 AMA moron faced Valus Ta'aurc on his own...
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found an apple and he...
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Threw it on Valus.
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it hit Aksor so he...
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Started to cry...
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he cried so much that he...
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Had a seizure...
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And flooded winters won, killing everything and Hey I did the Nightfall but
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But then Randal the Vandal swooped in...
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And stole my amazing, extremely awesome... [spoiler]Ascendant Shards[/spoiler] and He used my epic loot to...
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to wipe his bum with. then Ostrichattack...
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Had had enough of this and pulled out the last word but dropped it down a...
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fat mans belly button who then died of...
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TLW to the belly button cyndrome so in his will he gave the crypt arch...
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A swift kick in the nuts, and the cryptarch died of shock.
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the cryptachs son got angry and...
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Spontaneously combusted, burning all the engrams and vaults...
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all the guardians saw this and...
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Became blob fish...
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Edited by Spicy: 5/11/2015 6:48:00 PMThey all committed mass suicide for loosing their loot, and....
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the love of their life, now that all guardians were dead xur decided to...
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Go to a massive rave in the reef.
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Where he met...
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Beth gaga shaggy, the founder of spaceonlogy who...
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stole all the super good advises and...