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Edited by Brob: 5/9/2015 3:43:40 PM
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I was only 9 years old. I loved Engrapadora so much. I has all of the movies and toys. I pray to Engrapadora every night before bed, thanking him for the horses I've been given. My dad hears me and calls me a heretic. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Engrapadora. I called him a -blam!- My dad grabs my horse and throws it at me and sends me to the ninja dungeon. Its cold, and my face hurts. A ninja is t-bagging me. I feel a warmth moving towards me. Its Engrapadora! He whispers in my ear and says "Horse vag is life". Engrapadora grabs me with his powerful hooves and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my rainbow dash for Engrapadora He cleanses my Rainbow dash It hurts so much, but I do it for Engrapadora I can feel my rainbow dash being cleansed as my eyes start to water He roars a mighty neigh as he fills my rainbow dash with his cleansing juice. Recon walks in. Engrapadora looks him in the eye and says "Neeeigh." Engrapadora leaves through my window. Engrapadora is love, Engrapadora is life.
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  • [quote]I was only 9 years old. I loved Engrapadora so much. I has all of the movies and toys. I pray to Engrapadora every night before bed, thanking him for the horses I've been given. My dad hears me and calls me a heretic. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Engrapadora. I called him a -blam!- My dad grabs my horse and throws it at me and sends me to the ninja dungeon. Its cold, and my face hurts. A ninja is t-bagging me. I feel a warmth moving towards me. Its Engrapadora! He whispers in my ear and says "Horse vag is life". Engrapadora grabs me with his powerful hooves and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my rainbow dash for Engrapadora He cleanses my Rainbow dash It hurts so much, but I do it for Engrapadora I can feel my rainbow dash being cleansed as my eyes start to water He roars a mighty neigh as he fills my rainbow dash with his cleansing juice. Recon walks in. Engrapadora looks him in the eye and says "Neeeigh." Engrapadora leaves through my window. Engrapadora is love, Engrapadora is life.[/quote]

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  • And it shall be known, Lord Engra shall visit his followers in the dead of night and bestow upon them the gifts of his love.

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  • Why is there a window in a dungeon?

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  • Because you need air.

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