Juwanna Sweg? They call me Rico Suave. I run these streets. Not one piece of mothership gets through the USA without me knowing. I was invited to Scott Deppe's birthday party. I was the one who baptized Jake C's son. I invented the faberge egg. No one has more sweg than me. When I was 15, I bench pressed 500 pounds. My first car was a lamborghini. My mother is a perfect 10 virgin, I was birthed due to immaculate conception. I had Michelle Obama braid my hair. You see these eyebrows?!?! I have achieved ultimate symmetry. Have you ever seen a moustache so thin? Wait, let me answer that for you - you haven't. Goatee game strong, you can't keep up. My entire wardrobe is Versace. I have 10 karat diamond earrings. I have every color-way of gucci loafers ever made. People ask me if I have collagen in my lips, nah, they're just naturally voluptuous . Bitch, I'm fabulous. I had Drake play at my sweet 16 before he was even popular. Taylor Swift snapchats me naked pictures. I already have the iPhone 7, and its not even that cool. I've been in over 500 fist fights and won them all. Floyd Mayweather is my boxing coach. I beat him up too. Watch out if you're gonna talk shit, -blam!- boy. I've had sex with at least a thousand women. Most of them models. My biceps and forearms have roadmap vascularity. No one is sweg like me, for I am the SWEGLORD.
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