[quote]Destiny is a [b]previous[/b] generation first person shooter [b]role playing game with minimal massively multiplayer online capability and [/b]featuring a [b]precedented[/b] combination of cinematic [b]and card[/b] storytelling, cooperative, competitive, and public gameplay [b]that is all the same[/b], and [b]a few inpersonal[/b] activities that are woven into an [b]unexpansive, unpersistent, and completely[/b] online world. Venture out alone or join up with friends[b] to do the same thing over and over again for little to no rewards in a closed off world with little communication in game[/b]. The choice [b]isn't[/b] yours. Personalize and upgrade [b]a few[/b] aspects of how you look and fight with a [b]extremely limited [/b]combination of armor, weapons, and visual customizations [b]only to be kicked off the server by our incompetence[/b]. Take your upgraded character into every mode, including campaign, cooperative, social, public, and competitive multiplayer, [b]unless you don't have a connection to the internet or a upgraded membership with PlayStation Network or Xbox Live or 6 players to complete a raid on your choice of system.[/b] Explore [b]some of the[/b] ancient ruins of our solar system, from the [b]redish[/b] dunes of [b]Mars's backside[/b] to the [b]some what[/b] lush jungles of [b]Venus's only city, that are both completely infested with robots and aliens, in our restricted maps, which you won't be able to look at in game for any reason[/b]. [b]Fight our RNG system[/b] and wield incredible weapons and powers [b]that will eventually get toned down for their popularity rather then being over powered[/b], to defeat your enemies [b]most of the time[/b]. Reclaim all that we have lost,[b] after we sell you our over priced expansions that have content that is already on the disk but locked[/b]. Become [b]a Legendary Farmer[/b].[/quote] Keep in mind people, this is satire, so don't get bent out of shape.