Im a 43 yr old virgin stuck im my mums basement I need help , not with destiny ..in general.
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I got it we'll burn the house down
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When you say you're "stuck in the basement" do you mean you can't get out? Like did she lock you in or something
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Na I ate too many cheesey poofs and poptarts and I can't get up the stairz..
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Oh. Well, the simplest solution is to flood the basement. Fat is less dense than water so you'll easily float out. Just have them lower a bucket on a crane so you can evacuate your electronics first.
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"Put the fcuking Xbox in the basket"
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Don't thinks so.
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Just watch the TV show banshee and go round acting like Lucas Hood. You'll be swimming ;)
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Is it on netflix..lol