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Edited by Jamie Steel: 5/7/2015 5:34:15 AM
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*Reads post* "OMG OMG OMG OMG a gurlllll??!??!!?" *Blood rushes towards surging erection* *Prepares to masturbate fueled by the fantasy of talking to a girl for the first time* *Realizes in all probability author is either a 40 year old man or 12 year old child* *Intense erection slowly recedes* *Sees proof that author is actually female* "My dick senses are tingling." *Pants tighten. Breath intensifies. Boner elongates* *2 strangers appear* "Quick Vageta check his dick level!!!" *Vageta quickly gasps awestruck by the dick before him* "Its.............................OVER 9000!!!!" *Display Name goes super schlogyan and destroys all in his path* *Flawless Victory*
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