No other way out. You're trapped in a confined'ish room.
-These puppies are the most adorable thing ever
-The baby is crying non-stop.
-You only get 10 years in Prison for killing the baby.
-The puppies are extremely cuddly
[spoiler]I mean really cuddly[/spoiler]
-Babies can't even roll over
-You have a cyanide tablet you CANNOT give to the baby.
-You must kill either of the options with your bare hands.
-The puppies love up to you
-You have to face each individual owner of the puppies after the deed is done. And they're all crying and heartbroken.
Comment any loopholes you may come up with and I'll try and get back to you. :D
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-There is no way to escape. The only way out is to do one of the options.
-Getting tired of restating you MUST kill one of the options with your BARE HANDS. So I will no longer reply to the "Let them starve to death ones"
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Keep on being terrible!
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I will use the baby as a shovel to dig under the floor and escape. I will use the the puppies as a distraction by throwing them all over the place. Then, once I find out that the baby is too soft to dig with, I will give the cyanide to one of the puppies. Then kill 99 puppies and baby with super spirit bomb. Once I get out, the owner of the puppy that I saved will thank me for saving his puppy and the puppy will poison the owner with the cyanide pill...I get a free puppy. I then convince a jury that the puppy made me kill other puppies and baby and plead insanity. I turn my back to the puppy after he had trusted me and coppers toss him into the slammer. I get off scot-free. "Win-win-win"-michael scott.