No other way out. You're trapped in a confined'ish room.
-These puppies are the most adorable thing ever
-The baby is crying non-stop.
-You only get 10 years in Prison for killing the baby.
-The puppies are extremely cuddly
[spoiler]I mean really cuddly[/spoiler]
-Babies can't even roll over
-You have a cyanide tablet you CANNOT give to the baby.
-You must kill either of the options with your bare hands.
-The puppies love up to you
-You have to face each individual owner of the puppies after the deed is done. And they're all crying and heartbroken.
Comment any loopholes you may come up with and I'll try and get back to you. :D
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-There is no way to escape. The only way out is to do one of the options.
-Getting tired of restating you MUST kill one of the options with your BARE HANDS. So I will no longer reply to the "Let them starve to death ones"
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Keep on being terrible!
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I would kill the puppies and here's why. First off, why anyone would kill a HUMAN BABY over a bunch of dogs that you have no emotional connection to is beyond me. Second, 10 years in prison can and will most likely -blam!- up the rest of your life to the point that you might as well go with option 3. And third, I'm pretty sure if you explained to the owners of the puppies that you had to choose between killing their pets and someone else's own child they would at least be a little less dramatic about it if not be completely ok with it. [spoiler]I win[/spoiler]