No other way out. You're trapped in a confined'ish room.
-These puppies are the most adorable thing ever
-The baby is crying non-stop.
-You only get 10 years in Prison for killing the baby.
-The puppies are extremely cuddly
[spoiler]I mean really cuddly[/spoiler]
-Babies can't even roll over
-You have a cyanide tablet you CANNOT give to the baby.
-You must kill either of the options with your bare hands.
-The puppies love up to you
-You have to face each individual owner of the puppies after the deed is done. And they're all crying and heartbroken.
Comment any loopholes you may come up with and I'll try and get back to you. :D
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-There is no way to escape. The only way out is to do one of the options.
-Getting tired of restating you MUST kill one of the options with your BARE HANDS. So I will no longer reply to the "Let them starve to death ones"
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Keep on being terrible!
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Edited by SWED420: 5/2/2015 6:41:55 PMLoophole one: (edit: flawed/wrong)(bad for me worse for baby) What if I tried to kill myself with my bare hands the only possible way I can think of, which would be to snap my own neck, but I accidentally paralysed myself from the neck down and accidentally fell hands first onto the baby crushing it... I would of killed the baby by my bare hands, yet I don't believe any jury would convict a man who willingly tried to kill himself to save the baby but by a bazaar series of accidents actually kills the baby. The pain (and paralysis) would surly suffice. So no jail time... (Edit read cyanide... Hmm. K. Number two still good.) Loophole 2: (much better) What if I suffocated the baby so it actually dies, but then bring it back to life with CPR chest compressions... I would of met your criteria. Jail time might be risked but I feel I could put a good argument forward considering all 102 lives survived... I'll try n think of more loopholes.
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1 Reply-blam!- whoever said kill puppies. -blam!- you.
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Abortion
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1 ReplyWTF!?!?!? people are way to atatched to animals.
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I would rather die.
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Looks like I'm dieing.
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Is try waiting it out. Then eventually id lose my shit when the baby cries and go for that.
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Kill the baby AND the puppies.
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1 ReplyKill myself. You horrible people...
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Edited by HERETIC: 5/2/2015 10:35:19 AMKill myself I don't have the guts to kill another human, and for puppies no way I can do that
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I will use the baby as a shovel to dig under the floor and escape. I will use the the puppies as a distraction by throwing them all over the place. Then, once I find out that the baby is too soft to dig with, I will give the cyanide to one of the puppies. Then kill 99 puppies and baby with super spirit bomb. Once I get out, the owner of the puppy that I saved will thank me for saving his puppy and the puppy will poison the owner with the cyanide pill...I get a free puppy. I then convince a jury that the puppy made me kill other puppies and baby and plead insanity. I turn my back to the puppy after he had trusted me and coppers toss him into the slammer. I get off scot-free. "Win-win-win"-michael scott.
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Dogs and humans are some of the few species Id say truly live Their lives are roughly equal to me so I have to go with the least amount of life. Besides, humans are evil. I'd let dogs run the earth any day of the week lol
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1 ReplyDoggies are the greatest things ever. -blam!- humans.
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I would kill the puppies and here's why. First off, why anyone would kill a HUMAN BABY over a bunch of dogs that you have no emotional connection to is beyond me. Second, 10 years in prison can and will most likely -blam!- up the rest of your life to the point that you might as well go with option 3. And third, I'm pretty sure if you explained to the owners of the puppies that you had to choose between killing their pets and someone else's own child they would at least be a little less dramatic about it if not be completely ok with it. [spoiler]I win[/spoiler]
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Kill a baby.Then train the puppies to be hyper lethal vectors to bust you out of prison
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2 RepliesThis poll shows whats wrong with our society.
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1 ReplyWHY WOULD PEOPLE KILL A HUMAN BABY LIKE OKAY SATAN CALM DOWN
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1 ReplyHuman baby for sure... I couldn't kill 1 puppy.
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18 RepliesKilling the puppies is the only answer. If there were an option to "kill an old man" I would choose that.
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3 RepliesWtf you sick f#cks would kill a baby
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1 ReplyAbortion
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1 ReplyCan i kill 99 puppies and then the baby?
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1 ReplyWho the fux chooses one baby over 100 puppies? Liberal scums. Switch your votes to 'kill yourself' if you voted for the baby.
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3 RepliesI'd actually enjoy killing puppies with bare hands
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7 RepliesEdited by LordofArbiters: 5/2/2015 12:38:44 AMKill myslef [spoiler]then self revive[/spoiler] [spoiler]Id kill the puppies, humans are more important [/spoiler]
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I would kill myself, then use my extra life :)