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Edited by Maestro: 4/29/2015 8:58:01 PM
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Post Your Terrible Insect Encounters (Arachnids too)

I'll go first (duh) One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it. Now it's your turn. Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.

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  • Me and a few friends were beating the shit out of each other just for fun one day. We were running inside and outside of the house and using whatever we could find as weapons. Well i chased someone into a bedroom using one of those ponyheads on a stick thing, and the other guys followed in after me. The guy I had followed in was waiting and he knocked me over the head with a box full of matchbox cars, so I went down. The other two who were right behind me tripped over me and started a dogpile. I was on the bottom so I couldn't move. I looked over, and from out under the bed crawled a huuuge spider. He came right up to my face and I went into animal mode and somehow managed to toss the other guys on top of me halfway across the room. I grabbed the pony stick thing and started trying to squash it, but it didn't work. Then a friend took the box full of cars and dropped it on the spider, BUT IT DIDNT KILL IT. IT SHOT RIGHT OUT WHEN WE LIFTED THE BOX. Then another guy, who was in full panic mode, took a shoe, squashed it, and twisted the shoe at least 15 times. But when we lifted the shoe, the spider still ran out and made it across the room and disappeared underneath a door frame. [spoiler]I have full confidence that spider was on steroids and is still crawling around that house today.[/spoiler]

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