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Edited by Recon Number 54: 2/18/2015 3:44:22 PM
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The legend of SmoggyPluto

(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 ) [quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire. Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote] It made me laugh, as did the response to it. So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian. Smoggy, we salute you. [b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians. I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say? [b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending. [b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving. Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg [b]Edit4:[/b] 8778086

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  • [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4[/url] On a scorching Mars evening On a sparrow bound for Valus I teamed up with SmoggyPluto Alone the strike I could not beat So we took turns a-boostin' Through the canyons and the tunnels The fear it overtook me, So he began to speak He said, "Son, I've made a legend Out of shootin' peoples' faces Sewin' death and sorrow In the souls of lesser foes So if you don't mind my sayin' I can see you're out of courage For one of your supply codes I'll give you some advice" So he looked in my inventory And he consumed my last Cabal code Then he bummed a heavy synth And we sped forward out of sight And ‘round the corner we faced a riot And on his shoulder appeared the Wolfpack He said, "If you're gonna become a myth, boy You gotta learn how to fight.” You've got to know when to snipe 'em Know when to wipe 'em Know when to take cover And that you never run You never count your ammo When you're aimin' at a bullet-sponge There'll be time enough for countin' When the dying’s done Every guardian knows That the secret to survivin' Is learnin’ how to do it right And knowin' not to cheese 'Cause experience makes a killer And cheatin’ makes a loser And the best that you can hope for is Gjallarhorn With a low K/D And when he finished killin’ Valus was in pieces He handed me the Wolfpack And took my blue engram And wings, he did a’sprout them And grace it was his armor As flew into the sunset’s gaze His mind spoke unto my own: You've got to know when to revive ‘em Know when to stand by ‘em Know when to grab heavy ammo And know when to wait You never let your teammates Capture A in Blind Watch There'll be time enough for reportin’ When the match is done You've got to know when to lead 'em Know when to leave 'em Know when to educate And know when you’re done You never waste your hours If the team is full of morons There'll be time enough for raidin’ With a competent group You've got to know on the forum Know when you bore ‘em Know when to ask for nerfs And when to grow a pair You never assume people care at all If you say you’re leaving Destiny There'll be time enough for whining When Xur isn’t selling syths

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