I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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2 RepliesEdited by GoreHound: 4/27/2015 8:44:02 PMThis was by a spider. I got bit on the penis as a boy and it swelled humongous around the tip so it looked liek a lion and I had to go to the hospital which I had never peed in a cup before, the doctor didn't explain it right so I over filled the cup all over my hand, the cup and the floor, and I got medicine which I had to be naked around the house for because I had to put a warm washcloth over it wet, and then family came over so I had to eat at dinner table naked with a washcloth over my oenis and my ass hanging out with my aunt, 2 cousins, brother , mother, step dad, and grandma.