I would be [i]-blam!- You Dude[/i]. Someone would be running away with a T.V. And i got "Stop right there criminal scum," and he goes "What ya gonna do about it?" I respond with "[b][i][u]-blam!- you[/u][/i][/b]." He would obviously go "wow, im strangely compelled to put this down."
Or maybe [i]Butt Sex Guy[/i]. It would be like "*criminal talking* hmm mmh oh ya this is gonna sell so good on the black ma-WHOA OHH MY GOD AHHHH" and i be f[i]u[/i]ckin his ass like "YA! TAKE THAT you criminal scum." He'd respond with a "ohhhhh stop it butt sex guy im so sorry i tried to steal this."
English
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Criminal " how are you" You " I'm butt sex guy!!!!"
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Sir... Are you buttsex man?
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How did you see through my disquise
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I love Stephen Lynch
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Wow, that is actually quite complimentary to the second alter ego I was considering. People could call me Mr. Shitastic or the Poopanator. How do you like our mantra? "In brightest piss, in darkest poop, no asshole shall escape our troupe!"
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Im down bro
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Edited by Mendicant Bias: 4/27/2015 3:13:04 PMAlright, we should make a league of gay superheros, then. "The Shitstorm"
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This sounds like an amazing plan. Im so down for this