[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Eat up,
You obesity plauged degenerates![/i][/b][/url]
[b]Menu:
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Specials
[spoiler]everything is special, but dont tell anyone, fůck it, tell everyone [/spoiler]
😍Taco(s)-$10.0e
😤Pancake(s)-$10.0e
🍕Pizza(s)-$5.0e
😇Chimichanga(s)-$25[spoiler] Beware of Shits💩 [/spoiler]
[b][i][u]RANDOM[/u][/i][/b]-[b][i][u]$???[/u][/i][/b]
Drinks
🍺Beer[spoiler]of your choice[/spoiler]
$5
Vodka[spoiler]Why the -blam!- not[/spoiler]
$5
🍷Wine[spoiler]Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍸Margarita [spoiler]Fancy-Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍶Sake[spoiler]Why Not[/spoiler]
$5
☕Coffee
$5
[b][i][u]DESERTS[/u][/i][/b]
🍦Ice Cream -$5.00
🎂Cake-$7.00
🍩Donut-$5.00
[url=http://yehyogourt.com/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Crepe_Sweet.jpg][b]Crepes[/b] [/url] - $4.00
Chef
[spoiler]Deadpool
A Hunter[/spoiler]
Janitor
[spoiler]BatmanBeyond07
TheCosmicCracker [/spoiler]
Waiter
[spoiler]Kc Kewlz
LeftShark
Sigimarus
Å Dūcçk[/spoiler]
Talk To Waiter To Take Order
Waitress
[spoiler]Spider-Man [/spoiler]
Talk to the Waitress To Take Order
Cashier
[spoiler]LemonyPingas [/spoiler]
Bouncer/Security
[spoiler]HopeXwhisper
Master Cheif
Church
GrubKiller91165
jDee[/spoiler]
Entertainment
[spoiler]Expand Dong[/spoiler]
[i]Health Inspector [/i]
[spoiler]Jarl Maiq[/spoiler]
Edit: Before you ask what we have look at [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2zs4oEt3RYI]This[/url]
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6 RepliesOmg yes this amazing
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2 Replies[b]*Unexpectedly drives car through the wall of the Shack*[/b] [i]I'm here and ready too PAAAARRRRTAAAYYY[/i]
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5 RepliesCoffee, Icecream, Pancakes. Chimichanga.
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1 Reply>being 12
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2 RepliesHalf off Chimichangas?! [spoiler]SHUT UP AND TAKE MY SOULS[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll take ramen with a side of bitches
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3 RepliesNo poutine!! What kind of business are you running?
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6 RepliesEdited by King Stark: 4/23/2015 4:58:30 AM[b][u]Ties mysterious package to the underneath of a table while cleaning table.[/u][/b]
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5 Replies[b][i][u]is slumped down at the door eating whipped dressing from a jar[/u][/i][/b]
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10 RepliesEdited by King Stark: 4/23/2015 4:41:20 AMCan I use your business to conduct my drug deals? I'll give you 15% of my earnings.
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5 RepliesI'll have one clam to go
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8 Replies[b][i][u]Sits outside bored waiting for customers[/u][/i][/b]
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5 RepliesWhat do you have babygurl?
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10 RepliesCan I have deep fired ice cream?
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3 RepliesI'll take some Mountain Dew and Dorritos
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4 RepliesWhat do you have?
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14 RepliesUnder waitress, you should have put Spider-Man. [spoiler]'Cuz he's your little b**ch[/spoiler]
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6 Replies[b][i][u]Calls for Deadpool[/u][/i][/b]
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3 RepliesEdited by Meatball: 4/23/2015 4:17:16 AMYour link messed up there buddy. Nvm GET ME PANCAKES AND A CHIMICHANGA AND 3 TACOS PLEASE!I LOVE THOSE!
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27 RepliesWalks in with a rusty spoon Give me all the money or you will get spooned
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4 RepliesI'll have some deadman good sir. [spoiler]I have a preferance for Ghoul[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesWhat the hell is up with your prices? I'll take my money elsewhere.
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7 RepliesThis is awkward...
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8 Replies[i][b][u]I WANT A JOB[/u][/b][/i]
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10 RepliesChimichanga. Please.
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14 Replieshmmmmm