[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Eat up,
You obesity plauged degenerates![/i][/b][/url]
[b]Menu:
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Specials
[spoiler]everything is special, but dont tell anyone, fůck it, tell everyone [/spoiler]
😍Taco(s)-$10.0e
😤Pancake(s)-$10.0e
🍕Pizza(s)-$5.0e
😇Chimichanga(s)-$25[spoiler] Beware of Shits💩 [/spoiler]
[b][i][u]RANDOM[/u][/i][/b]-[b][i][u]$???[/u][/i][/b]
Drinks
🍺Beer[spoiler]of your choice[/spoiler]
$5
Vodka[spoiler]Why the -blam!- not[/spoiler]
$5
🍷Wine[spoiler]Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍸Margarita [spoiler]Fancy-Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍶Sake[spoiler]Why Not[/spoiler]
$5
☕Coffee
$5
[b][i][u]DESERTS[/u][/i][/b]
🍦Ice Cream -$5.00
🎂Cake-$7.00
🍩Donut-$5.00
[url=http://yehyogourt.com/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Crepe_Sweet.jpg][b]Crepes[/b] [/url] - $4.00
Chef
[spoiler]Deadpool
A Hunter[/spoiler]
Janitor
[spoiler]BatmanBeyond07
TheCosmicCracker [/spoiler]
Waiter
[spoiler]Kc Kewlz
LeftShark
Sigimarus
Å Dūcçk[/spoiler]
Talk To Waiter To Take Order
Waitress
[spoiler]Spider-Man [/spoiler]
Talk to the Waitress To Take Order
Cashier
[spoiler]LemonyPingas [/spoiler]
Bouncer/Security
[spoiler]HopeXwhisper
Master Cheif
Church
GrubKiller91165
jDee[/spoiler]
Entertainment
[spoiler]Expand Dong[/spoiler]
[i]Health Inspector [/i]
[spoiler]Jarl Maiq[/spoiler]
Edit: Before you ask what we have look at [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2zs4oEt3RYI]This[/url]
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8 RepliesEdited by PVBeachin: 4/23/2015 9:12:10 PMI'm surprised that you have sake on the menu.
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1 ReplyYeah I'd like a root beer and a bacon cheeseburger with fry sauce.
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11 RepliesGive me 2 kittens and a machine gun.
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1 Reply*squabbles in on even larger otter wearing sombrero* enough tacos to make me feel like Gabriel Inglasious, and tequila for the otter
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2 RepliesWaffles please with a hot chocolate.
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3 RepliesEdited by G1: 4/23/2015 7:47:25 PMI'm here for some chimichangas!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also how are you feeling about your new movie coming out?
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19 RepliesDeadman & coffee pls (that human food is bad for my health & I've got to fight the CCG tomorrow).
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4 RepliesIl take one of everything
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9 Replies[b]*Returns to shack with bloodied gauze wrapped around head*[/b] [b]*Stumbles through front door, clearly ten sheets to the wind."[/b] [i]"FEATHC ME A BREWSKI YOU POOL OF DETHH"[/i]
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1 ReplyAre you still hiring?
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1 ReplyCoffee and a donut
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3 RepliesCan I have some lie cake [spoiler]cake is a lie [/spoiler]
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2 Replies*squabbles in on a giant otter* whatever's on draft please, and some milk for the otter.
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3 RepliesGimme OJ
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9 RepliesI want melon bread :/
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1 ReplyDead pool is dead
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3 Replies[b][i][u]comes insides and asks for some sake, as business is currently dyeing down[/u][/i][/b]
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8 RepliesGIVE ME ALL YOUR PANCAKES!!! NOW!!! *holds up water pistol*
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5 Replies*Walks into bar wearing a shirt with Deathstroke > Deadpool written on it*
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2 RepliesI only came to congratulate you on getting a movie. And I desire pancakes.
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1 ReplyCould I give you guns instead of money?
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2 Replies[b]I'll be security.[/b]
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5 RepliesI want a chimichanga
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1 ReplyShut up and take my money!
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2 RepliesNot gonna order anything, because the last time you gave me food my stomach literally exploded.
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6 RepliesOmg yes this amazing