Create your own fatality, sky isnt the limit.
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Stick toothpicks between all their nails and hammer away, once thats done then just lock them in a box with no light until they die.
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You're life is ogre *Shrek appears and impales you with onion blades before ripping you into fourths and eating you're corpse*
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1 ReplyImmobilizes opponent Whips out headphones and place them on opponent Infinite re-run of "Baby", by Justin Bieber.
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The opponent would be forced to drink gasoline, then have a flaming tiki torch shoved down their throat. While on hot coals. That are on fire. BBQtality.
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1 ReplyEdited by 「theta」: 4/23/2015 7:12:13 PMTake out my katana, make it give off a shine, then put it back in. Guy gets instagibed. But, then I'll put a slow motion replay of what happened: Take out katana, slash the guy a million times in one second, give off a shine, put it back in. Simple.
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Become millions of nanobots, fly inside my oponent, and force outward. Opponent explodes. [spoiler]FATALITY.[/spoiler]
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Edited by TheCaptainM91: 4/25/2015 7:47:39 AMTake opponent to Taco Bell, order them 'food,' allow opponent to eat food, and BOOM!... DEADLY DIARRHEA! FATALITY!
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1 ReplyRips arm off, sticks it where the sun don't shine (asshole). Reach down his throat and shake his hand.
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Kick behind knee Slam face into ground Jump into orbit Reenter atmosphere Is now on fire, breaking sound barriar Slams fist into face causing massive explosion Fatality
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neck snap
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1 ReplyCook fried food for them, grab beers and watch cartoons. Keep repeating until we die of coronary disease from sedentary lifestyle and unholy eating habits. Double Fatality!
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Offer them the last Danish, then when they eat it, reach down their throat, pull it out, and BEAT THEM TO DEATH with it.
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1 ReplyThe Blue Shell from Mario Kart. [spoiler]still don't know why Mario isn't in a Mortal Kombat game[/spoiler]
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Give them a sex change, marry them, then cheat on them on the honeymoon.
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Spins them around, rips out shoulder blades in an outward manner causing the arms to fling off, spin shoulder blades in my hand like badass ninja knives, stick one on top of head and the other on lower back, slightly twist/squeeze till many snapping noises can be heard, push body to floor. Alternate: Rips chest open, allows ribs to stick out, shoves hand up throat area from the chest hole, crunching can be heard, pulls skull along with some spine from chest, head is now an empty ballon, body falls to floor.
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Become Scorpion and shoot harpoon thingies in opponent's shoulders,drag them towards me and chop their head off. >:)
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Compliment them
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There are 3 simple steps. 1: Charlie Horse from behind 2:While on his knees, give him a brick to the back of the head 3: Now on the ground, curb stomp.
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FISH CANNON
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Fish slap. Fish slap with tuna. Fish slap with swordfish, impaling victim in stomach to the point that the fishie's head goes through. Fish slap with shark and rip out throat, rip off arms and stomach by swinging from the tail to catch targets with the shark's teeth. Victim falls and is crushed by shark.
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*blast with shotgun* *set corpse on fire* *nuke from orbit*
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Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack "Sound Off! I said Sound off!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8," "Hey, who's that guy?" "I think he's the boss boy"
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I will kill them by saying "-blam!-ing -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- you, you piece of -blam!-ing horse-blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-!!!"
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Tell them to get in a unmarked white van and drive off a cliff.
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1 ReplyI don't kill, I friendship