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Edited by Recon Number 54: 3/11/2015 2:29:16 AM
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Who here has never had a girlfriend?

I haven't and if you entered this thread, you probably haven't either. I figure if we all combine all of our intellectual power, we might find a solution to the problem. I fear that I am running out of time. It won't be long before I enter permanent forever alone status. I can already feel my window of opportunity closing. And then you'll be next. We need to hurry guys. We need to get a girlfriend before it's too late. It's time to brainstorm.

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    Meets cute girl She says hi You stutter back She keeps smiling You don't know what to say because you have no self esteem She says bye and leaves You go home Furiously masterbate Crying optional Rant online about how women only like jerks

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