Next time tell him it's clam slamming, not tea bagging. Also tell him to stop being a tool.
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But he is not a tool. I have never seen a person look like a wrench or a Philip screwdriver.
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Apparently we're being literal. Ok, tell him to stop being a moron. better yet, he should stop being a moroff, because anyone who gets offended that easily must have a brain that is off more than it is on.