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Edited by Recon Number 54: 2/18/2015 3:44:22 PM
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The legend of SmoggyPluto

(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 ) [quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire. Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote] It made me laugh, as did the response to it. So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian. Smoggy, we salute you. [b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians. I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say? [b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending. [b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving. Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg [b]Edit4:[/b] 8778086

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  • SmoggyPluto is amazing! I was playing the Vault of Glass on Hard with some scrubs, and they were have some problems with the simplest things at Atheon. After countless wipes, in our moment of most desperation, on the verge of quitting, SmoggyPluto answered our prayers to him and he showed up as a 7th member. SmoggyPluto was a level 36 Warlock, and all he told us to do was to get cover and open the portals. We did as we were told and were a bit confused when all six of us were outside, but the moment both portals opened SmoggyPluto came out of both them! SmoggyPluto was split in time, both in the future and past by himself, but he was able to solo both portals. We were about to go to the middle platform, but SmoggyPluto (both past and future at the same time) said "Stay in cover, I am going to do something different." We did as we were told, but when Time's Vengeance activated, both SmoggyPluto's dropped the relics, put their hands on them and activated a very powerful Fireborn ability. From the Relics emerged the once dead Kabr who sacrificed himself for later Guardians to help take down the Vex in the Vault of Glass. The SmoggyPlutos were spamming Nova bombs and grenades faster than any other Guardian I have known, and the Kabrs up close shoulder charging and using Fist of Havoc against Atheon. The entire Vault of Glass shook and could be felt throughout the Ishtar Sink. Atheon fell to the SmoggyPlutos and Kabrs with 15 seconds of Time's Vengeance to spare. We all got ascendant material, ships, and Chatter White. When we complained, the Kabrs said "you all deserve better than that" and the SmoggyPlutos said "I agree". In that moment, we all got maxed out Mythoclasts, Gjallarhorns, among other maxed out weapons! Everyone thanked them profusely, and when Time's Vengeance ran out, the Kabrs saluted us and disappeared into the Vault of Glass once again, and the past and future SmoggyPluto reunited into the present SmoggyPluto. SmoggyPluto saluted us, said "I have other Guardians I need to help out" and then he left us. The six of us who were left all agreed if we had any kids, we would name them in honor of SmoggyPluto and Kabr. One of them already renamed their 3 year old. SmoggyPluto is an absolute legend.

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