Jesus has returned to earth. He has revealed the secrets of the human soul, educated the unknowing, and ended unjust punishments. Now that he is done, he kicks off his shoes, grabs a cola and boots up his ps4. He sees that there are three character classes to choose from, which would he choose?
Edit: wow all, very interesting choices!
Edit2: got to give a shout out to Martian priest. I believe the religious debate is healthy, but this is just a poll about a video game playing Jesus...so...
Edit3: well, I'm calling it. It looks like warlock won by quit a bit. thanks all for all the info!
Edit4: must also thank Arron rift for keeping it going. I have Learned a lot.
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6 RepliesDefinitely Warlock Sunsinger but you know that he always gets kicked from the fireteam. Titan: "Jesus what are you doing get back behind cover!" Jesus: "No, I believe in offering my enemy the other cheek." *guardian down* *sunsinger selfres* Jesus: "You can't kill me, I am the son of god!" Crota: "Tell that to my father!" *Crota summons his oversoul* *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down* *guardian down*
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6 RepliesGod: Hey bro, is your super charged? Jesus: Not yet. *3 days later* God: Now? Jesus: Yeah bro.
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3 Repliesobviously a warlock... ... because he wears a dress
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1 ReplyWarlocks Self res which means Jesus Confirmed
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Jesus = Self-res Warlock Chuck Norris = Gunslinging Hunter <--- (badass)
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Forth class called architect. He built the world in which all guardians play in. He takes common weapons and they ALL turn gold into exotics that spray out locusts which eat other guardians. His light level is currently at infinity but he can still max it out. Enemies with dark / void weapons bounce off and instantly turn into butterflies that can be redeemed at the cryptarch as a gold engram. All this and he doesn't even play destiny.
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2 RepliesSunsinger for sure, but I think he'd enjoy all the classes. His load out would likely be WORD of crota, LIGHT of the abyss, and TRUTH. I don't think he'd use shotguns. If you got close, he would most likely just lay his hands on you. Melee specialist.
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3 RepliesSelf res which is celebrated today
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3 RepliesLol it took him 3 days to realize his super was ready
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warlock because he (if you are Christian) self rezed
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None. Jesus uses the love of God to destroy evil, not spar magic knives or bubbles (though a gunslinger Jesus would be pretty badass)
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Jesus is a warlock so he can self rev in three days
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Warlock for res
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Warlock, duh. Warlocks have space magic!
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Notice that 83 +7+9 = 99 not 100%
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Blessed are the cheese makers
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Edited by Vizard_Nero_: 4/6/2015 9:15:45 PMI asked Jesus [spoiler]my friend[/spoiler] And he said he picked Titan.
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Self rez but 3 day lag.
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199 RepliesEdited by MaRTiaN PRieST: 4/5/2015 7:58:03 AMJesus is a fictional man made up by the ancient Romans in order to scare Jews. Edit: hope you enjoyed the bumps. [spoiler]*sniff sniff*[/spoiler]
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Warlocks are god like
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All of them, he cannot multitask
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Sunsinger warlock, but his self rez could be used 3 days later.
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2 RepliesMultiple acerbic atheists here. Lol. Don't you guys have better stuff to do like be assholes somewhere else? If you believe that science says there is no god. Proof please? And Proof of there being god you might say? Bible, personal accounts etc. How about atheists? Not a thing XD
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Warlock cuz self Rez.
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1 ReplyTitans because self rez and invisibility
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Warlock because of self-resurrect