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Aries
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Edited by Berezyn: 8/8/2015 7:28:31 PM[i]Your stars are not mine.[/i] - Uriel Septim [i]22) Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23) And then will I profess unto them,[b] I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity[/b]. [/i] - Jesus Christ (Matthew 7:22-23) Excerpt via [i]DailyMail UK[/i][quote]Jesus died on Friday, April 3, 33AD, according to an investigation which matches his death to an earthquake. The investigation, from the International Geology Review, looked at earthquake activity around the Dead Sea, which is around 13 miles from Jerusalem. The Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 27, says that as Jesus lay dying on the cross, an earthquake shook the area, scattering graves and making the sky go dark. [/quote] [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1996_lunar_eclipse]April 3rd 1996 is my birthdate, born covered in blood according to stories from my mother and it just so happened to land on a lunar eclipse.[/url] But I guess having faith in astronomy and influence from astrology is pretty redundant, OP. You're right..
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Lion. Rawr
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1 ReplySeptember 23rd. Libra [i]and[/i] Scorpio.
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Capricorn
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taurus
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2 RepliesHerpes
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Ur mum
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12 RepliesAQUARIUS There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day PISCES Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say ARIES The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep TAURUS You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep GEMINI Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest CANCER The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test LEO Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik VIRGO All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick LIBRA A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week SCORPIO Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak SAGITTARIUS All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den CAPRICORN The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
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How does one figure out there zodiac?
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1 Replyi was born in January sooooo...????
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[b] [/b]
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king black dragon
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Gemini saga
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Aries
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Aquarius
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Aquarius
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Virgo -_-
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Gemini and Cancer, depending on whether you are referencing the modern or Ancient alignments.
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Edited by Guardian8971: 6/23/2015 11:38:59 AM[u] [/u]
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2 RepliesI never take those things seriously but they're mildly amusing.
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Aquarius
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Taurus
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Cancer
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The archer centaur idk what his name is