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3/26/2015 4:51:57 AM
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Why is Garrus so damn hot?
-blam!-in yum. I wanna play mass effect all over again just to see what the allien sex looked like.
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5 RepliesI'm Garrus Vakarian and this is myyy Rectum! [spoiler]+1 if u kno de reference [/spoiler]
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He frequently calibrates his 2 50. Caliber rifles and his bayonet.
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Chicks dig scars.
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1 ReplyBecause girls go wild for socially awkward guys who don't make the first move and spend all their time in useless hobbies.
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4 Replies>tfw you can never gurgle garrus juice
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2 RepliesBecause, he'll call your legs calibrations and be in them all night long. ;3
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Chicks love guys with scars.
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You know what's hot that this post had 69 comments before I replay hehehe
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Too bad he's too busy doing calibrations to -blam!- you
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Oh baby!
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You know where to find me if you want me ;)
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1 Replyhe look like a prayin mantis tf u mean he hot
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>Liking Garrus I bet you always go paragon too.
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I'd go Gay for garrus. That said, the mass effect series was sorely lacking in female turians.
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I blame the missile to the face. Though I can't figure which side took the hit...
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Garrius Vakarian is so awesome, that if your partner cheats on you with him, you would want the details
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1 ReplyEdited by RH Stealth: 3/26/2015 5:52:58 AMThere's no Shepard without Vakarian!
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2 RepliesI know, I actually fell in love with him in the Citadel DLC for ME3 <3
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4 RepliesI would let Garrus calibrate me as much as he wants.
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Because he knows how to... "calibrate" you. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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Tali was my only legitimate love interest for several months.
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Too bad he's busy calibrating stuff though.
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Because you like cats?
