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Edited by Travis Scott Burger:
6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF
RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx
Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means?
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Pick-up lines I have tried:
I like those panties, what are their drop rate?
Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary.
Wanna see my black hammer?
I have also tried toast/envelope.
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1 ReplyI was going to say something shitty about satire... but your "Edit with a numerical value of 2:" and the pick up lines were hilarious... Thanks for brightening up a slow work day buddy
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78 RepliesEdited by TheLordCypher: 6/3/2015 3:43:58 PMThe GF bounty is like the necro. Part one- Use your "sword" ;) on a variety of girls until you find one you like. Aka new friend Part two- Upgrade new friend by doing things with her ie movies, dinner, dancing. Now you must continue until "new friend" turns fully purple and becomes "girl friend". Part three- Repeat dinner, dancing, movies but now to fully upgrade girl friend to legendary GF you MUST repeatedly use your sword on her ;) Part four- This is where is gets tricky and a little dangerous. Once upgraded to full legendary you will be asked to get a shinny jewel so she can become Exotic ;). You must be careful! This mission will take you to the deepest and darkest places of your wallet. You will have to fight off sales people and learn the 4 C's. Once you obtain this jewel you will "pull a Crota" and fall on one knee. Then legendary GF turns into exotic fiancée. Side note- If you get bored or tired of exotic fiancée she can be deleted but you will lose the jewel. But if you decide to change exotic fiancée to wife then she becomes a common wife and you only get to use your sword on rare occasions. LOL
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I've heard that all the A.I. Is shit in that real life game mode and there are countless bugs and glitches that never get patched.
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Edited by Hulkksmash: 6/12/2015 9:01:52 PMWomen hold worth with their SPH SAMMICHS PER HOUR ! Mines 1.3 SPH woot woot
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3 RepliesYou misunderstand RNG vs WRG (Woman random generator). A woman breaks the universal rules rules of random and it cannot be emulated. Mathematicians have been trying to break the woman code for centuries, but are no closer to understand them. To put your problem in math:- Woman = time x money However, we all know Time is money (The old saying) Thus Women = Money*Money Women=Money^2 However, we also know money is the ROOT of all Problems Money=SQRT(Problems) This proves Women = (SQRT(Problems))^2 THUS Women=Problems
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1) Smash Console 2) Buy a PC 3) Upgrades 4) Lunch Break 5) Get beetchs 6) ??? 7) Profit
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3000 hours? You must be pale
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4 RepliesLook down. They're holding your controller
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Hahahaha edit 2
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I'll pay you $100 to actually use those pickup lines on a real person.
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Edited by dead mans: 6/3/2015 5:02:41 PMTry these multi lingual pick up lines: Russian khoroshaya obuv' khotite yebat' ? Or ya lyublyu vashi botinki khotite yebat (I forgot which is correct..) Japanese Watashi wa anata no kutsu ga seikō shitai sukidesu ka? German Ich mag deine Schuhe will ficken ?
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I got one but I dismantled mine; the stats weren't too good. xD
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I luv my exotic girl friend that dropped for me on nightfall. She don't b...ch when I play destiny with you guys, and i always get lucky.
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3 RepliesHA, #REKT SCROOB. I HAZ GF FROM RNGesus. got her from the weekly heroic when i had full glimmer and my ;) Black hammer out (;
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1 ReplyI earned mine. Go but one from xur! Or the corner
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LMFAO!!!
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1 ReplyI dropped a legendary gf but that was way before the lock option was implemented. I accidentally dismantled her now I gotta grind for another. They say if you have an excessive amount of glimmer it is easier to acquire one.
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This thread is greatness lol
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Edited by Sieze5: 6/12/2015 8:04:54 PM3000 hours means you have played 11.029 hours every day since day one without a break. That's just insane.
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2 RepliesI want to passionately kiss you on the lips and make my way up to your belly button.
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Your ass is purple Your panties are green I like your legs And what's in between
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Did you tell a girl your K/D? Bitches love good K/D ratios.
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I have an exotic primary.
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I don't know why, but I read GF as gjallarhorn!
