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originally posted in: Destiny April Fools Day
3/6/2015 3:02:20 AM
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All engram drops are Purple. Still decodes into useless greens and blues. Cryptard's inventory is full of various exotic engrams, including some for weapons. All decode into green-quality class items. Xur's inventory is nothing but white engrams. Take a chance, and buy some if you want, but they all turn out to be NLB. Dungeon bosses switch places for the week; Omnigul shows up in Devil's Lair, Rockets McDickface shows up in Winter's Run, etc, etc. Husk, Eidolon Ally, and Necrochasm all replenish enemy health with each shot. All rockets with any kind of tracking systems will turn around and seek out the person who fired them, and will aggressively chase you down if you try and run. Even if you make it to orbit and fly to the tower, shortly after you land the rockets will come screaming down from space and blow you up.
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