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originally posted in: What's Inside the Traveler?
3/3/2015 4:23:48 PM
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If it's in fact Chuck Norris, why doesn't he just come out of the shell and roundhouse kick the darkness back to where it came from?
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  • Which takes us back to the "Epic" battle the speaker tells us about...... The Darkness found us. The Traveler tried to flee and Chuck Friggen Norris kicked a hole out of the bottom of the Traveler because he wanted to stay and fight the Darkness but the Traveler was a big weenie and right before he was able to jump out, Rasputin shot him and the Traveler with his LASER BEEEEAAMM!!! Chuck Norris is now stuck inside the Traveler solidified like Han Solo in Star Wars. But right before he was solidified his life essence turned into mini badassess we call Dinklebots.... Or Ghosts. Thats why Guardians kick so much Alien ass because we all have a piece of Chuck Friggen Norris' life essence in us...... Better lore than Bungie could come up with xD

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  • Lol

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