So here I was, staring out my window, jerking off to two birds getting their funk on (it was so hot) when I realized I hadn't used any lube, I had also given myself an Indian burn on my dick, so I walked out of my room (still jerking off of course) I walk into the bathroom where my brother was pooperbating (shitting and jerkin it) we stared into eachothers eyes for a good 20 seconds. I then pushed my brother off the toilet and pulled out the shit that laid at the bottom, I rubbed it all over balls and my Indian burned dick and jerked it even faster.
I went back to my room and watched the birds again...
Until my cat walked in...
It was so embarrassing, I had no idea what to to say to it! XD anyways I cried until and after I finished and went to sleep, I woke up to a solidified shit dick the next day
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I don't even know how to respond to this
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...noice
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[quote]So here I was, staring out my window, jerking off to two birds getting their funk on (it was so hot) when I realized I hadn't used any lube, I had also given myself an Indian burn on my dick, so I walked out of my room (still jerking off of course) I walk into the bathroom where my brother was pooperbating (shitting and jerkin it) we stared into eachothers eyes for a good 20 seconds. I then pushed my brother off the toilet and pulled out the shit that laid at the bottom, I rubbed it all over balls and my Indian burned dick and jerked it even faster. I went back to my room and watched the birds again... Until my cat walked in... It was so embarrassing, I had no idea what to to say to it! XD anyways I cried until and after I finished and went to sleep, I woke up to a solidified shit dick the next day[/quote]
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What.The.[b]F[/b]uck
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Well, that's enough offtopic for one day
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[quote]Well, that's enough offtopic for one day[/quote]
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[quote]pooperbating[/quote] Someone gets this shit on urban dictionary.
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[quote][quote]pooperbating[/quote] Someone gets this shit on urban dictionary.[/quote]
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[quote][quote]pooperbating[/quote] Someone gets this shit on urban dictionary.[/quote]
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[quote][quote]pooperbating[/quote] Someone gets this shit on urban dictionary.[/quote]
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That's rough bro. I feel for your
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Hahaha
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I never get Indian burn but I don't use lube 0_0
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ALL HAIL THE SELF-LUBRICATING FORESKIN
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Dunno if I should kek or not
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Hawt q
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I started lauphinging in class, pooperbating
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Damn i cant even finish it, i ended up bursting out laughing. I'll finish it when i get home.
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Lol I laughed for 5 min thank god for auto corrext
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Lol I laughed for 5 mins, thank god for auto correct
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Uh where you drunk or on drugs?
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Just an average day dude [spoiler]I'm 11 btw[/spoiler]
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As if I hadn't laughed enough dude.
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As if I hadn't laughed enough.