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2/28/2015 3:08:02 AM
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You wake up and see Colt1775 sitting next to you reading Bible verses out loud
He;s sitting in a chair next to your bed. What do you do?
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I would tell him to say his prayers then sen him to his maker.
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1 ReplyAsk him, [quote]If Jesus is the lamb of God, and he was the son of Mary, does that mean Mary had a little Lamb?[/quote]
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ayy bby u wan sum fuq?
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Hilarious.
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Ask who he is and how he got into my house
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I'd show him who his god was ;)
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Tell him "The money is on the dresser! why the -blam!- are you even still here?!?.... Worst gay prostitute ever!"
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Probably ask him who he is
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Probably ask him to leave.
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1 ReplyThank him and have a theological discussion with him.
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2 RepliesDrown him out with metal music and edm
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1 ReplySlice his head in half. I can barely stand the mass my parents force me to go to, much less a guy preaching it to my face when I wake up.
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1 ReplyEdited by Rhynerd: 2/28/2015 7:48:14 AMFreak out, call the cops. Get my locks changed. Wonder how he found a clear space to set a chair down next to my bed in here once it's all over. (Seriously I need to move my art supplies and rinse out a shitload of recyclables so I can drive about 5 to 10 minutes towards the nearest place I know they can recycled at.)
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3 RepliesI don't think the ninjas like threads about specific users But I'm new here so what do I know lol
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2 RepliesWake up again (for real this time) and realise it was only a wet dream...
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1 ReplyId be like "Da fuq?"
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Be freaked out because some stranger is just sitting in my room...
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How many of these are you going to make?
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Immediately incapacitate him and call the police.
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1 ReplyGrab my Russian combat knife and stab him, the Germans might hear him reading aloud
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2 RepliesListen.
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Edited by NoiselessPurse7: 2/28/2015 6:01:56 AMTell him he's going to Hell for sleeping with another man and watch him break down and start crying.
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1 ReplyTeach him why no trespassing means no trespassing, with my fist.
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HAIL SATAN ...and then run outside in my underpants freaked out that there's an unknown man by my bed.
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>Implying I sleep
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