I'm real and I am a god. Stick it to the elves.
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1 ReplyBecause you dont exist. [spoiler]PRAISE THE EIGHT[/spoiler]
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PRAISE ATOM!
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Because the dominion disproved the existence of talos.
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no time skyrim needs me
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I don't worship God wannabes, sorry.
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Edited by Void Genome Bby: 6/23/2015 7:00:24 PMI worship only Alduin, the day shall come when he devours the world along with all the divines
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Microwave it
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Hail julianos
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Your worship is banned. I'll lock you up if I have to.
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I don't worship you because I hate all of your priests. Especially Heimskr
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10 RepliesEdited by HellFire301: 2/26/2015 7:47:43 PMAltimer pantheon Auri-El, the King of the Aldmer Lorkhan,The Missing God Magnus, Magus Mara, Goddess of Love Phynaster, Hero-God of the Summerset Isles Stendarr, God of Mercy, Justice Syrabane, Warlock's God Trinimac, Strong god of the early Aldmer Xerxes, God of Ancestry and Secret Knowledge Y'ffre, God of the Forest Bosmer Pantheon Arkay, God of the Cycle of Life and Death Auri-El, King of the Aldmer Baan Dar, The Bandit God Herma-Mora, The Woodland Man Jode, Big Moon God Jone, Little Moon God Lorkhan, The Missing God Mara, Goddess of Love Stendarr, God of Mercy Xarxes, God of Ancestry and Secret Knowledge Y'ffre, God of the Forest Z'en, God of Toil the Nine Divines Akatosh, Dragon God of Time Arkay, God of the Cycle of Life and Death Dibella, Goddess of Beauty Julianos, God of Wisdom and Logic Kynareth, Goddess of Air Mara, Goddess of Love Stendarr, God of Mercy Talos, "Tiber Septim, the Dragonborn, the One" Zenithar, God of Work and Commerce, Trader God The Tribunal Temple Almalexia, Mother of Morrowind Nerevar, Godkiller Sotha Sil, Mage-Tinkerer Vivec, The Warrior-Poet the Daedra Lords Azura, Dawn and Dusk Boethiah, Treason, Conspiracy, Plots Clavicus Vile, Wish-granting through Pacts Hermaeus Mora, Knowledge, Memory, Divination Hircine, The Hunt Jyggalag, Order Malacath, Patron of the Spurned and Ostracized Mehrunes Dagon, Destruction, Natural Disasters Mephala Meridia Molag Bal, Domination and Enslavement Namira, Ancient Darkness, Shadowy Spirits Nocturnal, Night and Shadow Peryite, the ordering of the lowest orders of Oblivion, Pestilence Sanguine, Hedonistic Revelry and Debauchery Sheogorath, Madness Vaermina, Dreams and Nightmares what the Dark Brotherhood believes Sithis, the Dread Father, Serpent God of Death The Night Mother, who speaks through the statue of the "Lucky Old Lady" Eleswyr Pantheon Alkosh, Dragon King of Cats Azura, Goddess of Dusk and Dawn Baan Dar, The Bandit God Jode, Big Moon God Jone, Little Moon God Lorkhan, The Missing God Mara, Goddess of Love Rajhin, Footpad Riddle'Thar, Two-Moons Dance Sheogorath, The Madgod Stendarr, God of Mercy our beloved nordic Pantheon Alduin, World Eater Dibella, Goddess of Beauty Herma-Mora, The Woodland Man Jhunal, Rune God Kyne, Kiss at the End Mara, Goddess of Love Mauloch, Mountain Fart Orkey, Old Knocker Shor, God of the Underworld Stuhn, God of Ransom Tsun, God of Trials Against Adversity Ysmir, Dragon of the North And the Yokuda Pantheon Diagna, Orichalc God of the Sideways Blade HoonDing, The Make Way God Leki, Saint of the Spirit Sword Malooc, Horde King Morwha, Teat God Onsi, Boneshaver Ruptga, Tall Papa Satakal, The Worldskin Sep, The Snake Tava, Bird God Tu'whacca, Tricky God Zeht, God of Farms With all these pantheon why should I only follow you, Talos? *edit* fixed typos
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2 RepliesHail sithis [spoiler]-blam!- you, milk drinker [/spoiler]
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Edited by SwarmIntellect: 3/25/2015 7:07:13 PM
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Wth? I do PRAISE YOU!!!!
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4 RepliesI was only 9 years old I loved Talos so much, I had all the merchandise and porn I pray to Talos every night before bed thanking her for the life I've been given. Talos is love I say, Talos is life My dad overhears me and calls me a puppet I knew he was just jealous of my lust for Talos I called him a dirty elf lover! He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something stroke me Its Talos I am so scared He growls in my ear He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my -blam- cheeks for Talos His sword penetrates my -blam- It hurts so much but I do it for Talos I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against hid force I want to please the sword He growls a mighty growl as he fills my butt with liquid sweet rolls My dad walks in Talos looks him straight in the eye and says "Skyrim is for the Nords" Talos leaves through the vent in the bedroom wall Talos is love, Talos is life
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1 ReplyTalos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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1 ReplyTalos means Sun, so checkmate Sunbros.
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1 ReplyBecause the Cosmic Wang is the only one I worship
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1 ReplyLuv u bb. <3 :}
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2 RepliesI've killed daedra before how much harder could it be to kill an aedra(hope I spelled that right) :-)
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1 Reply*is argonian and follows sheogorath*
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5 RepliesFACK you Talos. I follow Sheogorath
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2 RepliesI mean I like you a lot and all but the Stormcloaks are total assholes, and I'm agrorian so I kinda had to fight for the empire. Y'know?
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Cause yall MFs need Daedric lords.
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2 Replies*Bows Down*