Dammit panda, I'm supposed to say the lyrics from another mm song
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People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who Never been the type to bend or budge The wrong button to push, No friend of Bush I'm the centerpiece, you're the Maltese. I am a pitbull off his leash, All this peace talk can cease. All these people I had to leave in limbo, I'm back now, I've come to release this info I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple. Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? Noooo! Not even on my radar, So won't you please jump off my dick Lay off and stay off, And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance, Aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw You all c'mon now, Let's all get on down, Let's do-si-do now, We're gonna have a good ol' time. Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about, Let your hair down, And square dance with me! You all c'mon now, Let's all get on down, Let's do-si-do now, We're gonna have a good ol' time. Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about, Let your hair down, And square dance with me! Let your hair down to the track, Yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogies monster of rap, Yeah the man's back With a plan to ambush this Bush administration, Mush the Senate's face in and push this generation, Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like, This white hot light, That I'm under, No wonder, I look so sunburnt, Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned, Oh no I won't leave, Won't go nowhere, Do-si-do, Oh, yo, ho, hello there Oh yeah don't think I won't go there, Go to the Beirut and do a show there Yeah you laugh till your motherfuсkin' ass gets drafted, While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen, Till you fuсk around, Get an anthrax napkin, Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrapping, Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuсkin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashing, All this terror America demands action, Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' To join the army or what you'll do for there Navy. You just a baby, Gettin' recruited at eighteen, You're on a plane now, Eating their food and their baked beans. I'm 28, They gonna take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein you say Shady, My views ain't changed still Inhumane, Wait, Arraigned two days late, The date's today, Hang me! You all c'mon now, Let's all get on down, Let's do-si-do now, We're gonna have a good ol' time. Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about, Let your hair down, And square dance with me! You all c'mon now, Let's all get on down, Let's do-si-do now, We're gonna have a good ol' time. Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about, Let your hair down, And square dance with me! Nothin' moves me more than a groove the soothes me, Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me, Nothin' boosts me more, Or suits me beautifully, There's nothin' you can do to me, Stab me, Shoot me, Psychotic, Hypnotic, product I got the antibiotic. Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada God I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la, oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta, Keep movin', There's more music to make, Keep makin' new shit, Produce hits to break the monotony, What's gotten into me? Drug's, rock and Hennessey, Thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies, On your knees, Got you under seige, Somebody you would give a lung to be hungry, Like a fuсkin' younger me, fuсk the fee, I can get you jumped for free, Yah buddy, Laugh it's funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing, I'm past bluffing, Pass the K-Y, Let's get ready for some intense, serious ass fuсking! You all c'mon now, Let's all get on down, Let's do-si-do now, We're gonna have a good ol' time. Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about, Let your hair down, And square dance with me! You all c'mon now, Let's all get on down, Let's do-si-do now, We're gonna have a good ol' time. Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about, Let your hair down, And square dance with me! Dr. Dre., wants to square with me, Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me, X to the Z, wants to square dance with me, Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me, Cana-bitch won't square dance with me, Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me, Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me, Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you-----YEE-HAW!!!
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[Intro: Eminem and Sia] I can feel the heat rising Everything is on fire Today's a painful reminder of why We can only get brighter The further you put it behind ya And right now I'm on the inside Looking out, cause [Hook: Sia] I'm standing in the flames And it's a beautiful kind of pain Setting fire to yesterday Find a light, find a light, find a light Standing in the flames And it's a beautiful kind of pain Setting fire to yesterday Find a light, find a light, find a light [Verse 1:] Yesterday was the tornado warning, today is like the morning after Your world is torn in half. You wake and let's wait to start the morning process Rebuilding and you're still a work in progress. Today is a whole new chapter, it's like an enormous ass. The thunderstorm has passed ya. Your weather didn't poke his eyes out with the thorn bush that you used to smell the roses. Stopped to inhale, can't even tell your nose is stuffed. So focused on the bright side. Then you floor the gas pedal and hit the corner fast, The more asserted, never looking back, may hit the curb, But everyday is a new learning curve as you steer through life. Sometimes you might not wanna swerve but you have to to avert a disaster. Lucky, no permanent damage, 'Cause they hurt you so bad. It's like they murdered your ass and threw dirt on your casket, But you returned from the ashes. And that hurt that you have, you just converted to gasoline, And while you're burning the past, standing at inferno and chant [Hook: Sia] [Verse 2:] So familiarize what having to swallow this pill is like It happens all the time, they take your heart and steal your life And it's as though you feel you've died because you've been killed inside But yet you're still alive which means you will survive Although today you may weep because you're weak and Everything seems so bleek and hopeless The light that you're seeking, it begins to seep in That's the only thing keeping you from leaping off the motherfreaking deep end And I'm pulling for you to push through this feeling And with a little time that should do the healing And by tomorrow you may even feel so good that you're willing To forgive them even after all that shit you been put through. This feeling of resilience is building. And the flames are burning quick as fire would through this building you're sealed in But you're fireproof, and flame retardant you withstood it. And as you climb up to the roof you're just chillin' and you look down 'Cause you're so over them you could put the heel of your foot through the ceiling. As time passes, things change everyday But wounds, wounds heal But scars still remain the same But tomorrow today's gone down in flames Throw the match, set the past up ablaze So feel the fire beneath your feet As you barely even perspire from the heat Exhale deep and breathe a sigh of relief And as you say goodbye to the grief It's like watching the walls melt in your prison cell But you've extinguished this living hell Still a little piece of you dies, you scream [Hook: Sia] [Sia:] I feel the burn, watch the smoke as I turn rising, A phoenix from the flames I have learned, from fighting fights, that weren't mine Not with fists, but with wings that I will fly [Hook: Sia]
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Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, homie grows hotter He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter Lonely roads, God only knows He's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose dove and sold nada So the soap opera is told and unfolds I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on Da da dum da dum da da You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like two dogs caged I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper All the pain inside amplified by the fact That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder Trying to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama's screaming on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuсking option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's lot So here I go it's my shot. Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better You can do anything you set your mind to, man
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[Introduction] Yeah... It's my life... My own words I guess... [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you? What happens when you become the main source of her pain? "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby... [Chorus] And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back... [Verse 2] I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing "You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?" Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying" "You always say that, you always say this is the last time But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine" She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it "Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!" Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket It's got a picture, "This'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'" I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror These -blam!-in' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em before it's too late And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door It turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on And I'm singing... [Chorus] And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back... [Verse 3] Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet I take a bow and thank you all for coming out They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing "Daddy it's me, Help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding" But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden? "I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin' "You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad "And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad' "That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin" "I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are gone" But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice "Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us" That's what they want, they want you Marshall They keep.. screamin' your name It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it Put it to my brain, scream "Die Shady!" and pop it The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was Supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin' It's spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister Almost as if to say [Chorus/Outro] And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just smile back... [Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]
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A-yo! This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as -blam!- [Verse One:] I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While player haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in the grass spineless [Chorus (x2):] That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough to steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear [Verse Two:] My life is full of empty promises And broken dreams I'm hoping things will look up But there ain't no job openings I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day But -blam!- it, if you know the rules to the game play Cause when we die we know were all going the same way It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan When all you need is bucks to be the man Plus a luxury sedan Too comfortable and roomy in a six They threw me in the mix With all these gloomy lunatics Walk around depressed And smoke a pound of ses a day And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play Live half my life and throw the rest away [Chorus] There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on 'em And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops to pawn them I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em? Cause I never went gold of one song I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn [Chorus]
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[spoiler][2pac] Get on your knees -blam!-, get on your knees and pray! [Ja Rule] Em you claim your mothers a crack head and Kim is a known slut, so what's Halie gonna be when she grows up? [Eminem] Ha ha, yeah, come on! G-G-G-G-G-Unit Hailie [Halie] What?? [Eminem] Come here baby Bring daddy his Oscar [Halie] Okay [Eminem] We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass [Halie laughs] [Swifty] I'm about to get rid of some hoes it's simple I put the Murder Inc with lead and I'm not talking about a pencil Look at what the -blam!- you dun got into I see you found your nitch you're just a bitch with a menstral Claiming you a murderer and spelt it wrong You put the "E" before the "D" because that's all you on You on Pac's dick (bitch) you a replica guy if he were still alive you would never get by All you do is cry bitch keep it real life is more than imitating -blam!- and eating pills And what kind of mother-blam!-er ruins 3 deals that another -blam!- got you they didn't see skills And I ain't playing your a brother getting cheated And Ja Rule be praying on his cover cause he need it And you -blam!- hating shut your mouths It's just the real -blam!- ain't buying that shit you put out [Obie] Doe Rae Me but we don't sing mother-blam!-ers So Murda Inc do your thing mother-blam!-ers You unleashed on a team who expects nothing less then R 'n' B coming from that regime Regime is a little extreme neck to neck with soldiers mother-blam!-ing marines Ja sold his soul to sing we have witnessed teen on the TV screen chase the dream Now that you embrace the green don't -blam!- with the triple beams You're a mother-blam!-ing actor slash Pac impersonating rapper Slash Billy Holiday how it happen? Artists with repituares saw him in action, Pac's assassination Def jam grabbed him, told him reenact him you'll go platinum They seen it for sure I know that Afeni Shakur don't enjoy Jeffrey Atkins Reenacting her boy saw him click clacking his toy Match and destroy Shady slash Aftermath in Detroit mother-blam!-er [Eminem] Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da Don't play me cause your washed up, lost your spot Mama say mama sa Macosaca Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac Doe Rae Me cause we're hot and you're not Going at me is the only shot you got Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac You can get popped after all that shit you talk [Kon Artis] Now we can skip past the mean mugs, get to the slugs To grievance and the crying and intimate hugs We don't take you serious -blam!- you shook, You're half of a half-way crook -blam!- get off X dick go sing a hook -blam!- And you can't replace the late great one and when your gone you'll only be the late fake one -blam!- please stick the script before the guns stick to the clip And Benzino you ain't shit but a bitch, -blam!-ing old ass ignorant innocent looking senior citizen Built up slap you like renaissance sicitive wait a minute hold on Is it me or do we look like a banana with braids and clothes on A bitch made man now how you gonna connect with them short ass arms like a Tyrannosaurus Rex You -blam!- can scream, holla and curse and go ahead and respond Pull that pen and pad up out of your purse [Proof] Slim set an impulse to get at the wanktas He told me to let loose and spit at the ganstas What up gotti were in this little war you pushed on Put your ear to the drama for stucky and bush stones What's wrong? didn't think were strong with real -blam!- Roll like a boss in the streets they still feel us This real witness you all ain't caught the concept You're talking non sense to walking bomb threats Contacts were blown by Benzetta in the Source Threatening at the boss you're gonna see me on your porch Now I've got the nerve to try serve on us But Detroit -blam!- curve and they stirs to bust [Kuniva] Do I gotta get my -blam!- bugs, punks like you get beat up Stomped unconscious and smacked with the heater This rap cookie monster gets jabbed in the tonsils With dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vagina Who's behind ya? Caddillac, Pac or that transvestite that dress like a Lil Kim Fox Your just like a little wind box when I press tight on the trigger of this glock That's right on the little shit you got left to help you eat You not Pac's songs without laws will help you sleep You got shot in your video trying to mock pac your "mock"avelli get your own identity [Eminem] Doe Rae Me Fa So La Dee Da (Don't EVER say my little girls name in a song again) Don't play me cause you're washed up, lost your spot Mama say mama sa Macosaca (-blam!-ing punk pussy, BITCH!) Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac Doe Rae Me cause we're hot and you're not (I'm gonna -blam!- you up boy) Going at me is the only shot you got (Never again in your mother -blam!-ing life) Ja quit playing now get off your not Tupac (Gonna shoot the shit outta you little -blam!-ing midgets, Hailie will whip your mother -blam!-ing asses) You can get popped after all that shit you talk [Obie Trice] Yeah, that's right mother-blam!-ers Shady Records, what you know about? -blam!- Benzino, -blam!- Ja Rule -blam!-, this is Obie Trice right here talking to you mother -blam!-ers Ja Rule punk ass yeah -blam!- his soul for real ass -blam!- that's soul, that's the -blam!- from 'soul for real' Candy rain ass -blam!- you got a deal now you rapping You don't know us, fagot ass mother -blam!-ers Give money to all my real -blam!- Obie Trice, D12, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Hailie Jade Hahahaha [Hailie] Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me? [Eminem] No honey you guys are the same size [/spoiler] Goodnight