(Original credit, goes to WedgedLamb, who posted this golden reply on http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/93312725/0/0 )
[quote]I've played with [b]SmoggyPluto[/b] before, I'll tell you, that bro deserves it. He's always got his teammates back. He'll jump in there when your taking fire. Literally took multiple bullets for me. One time I lost my dog and he found it for me. He lent me money when I was behind on bills. Taught me how to change a tire.
Honestly I can't think of anyone who deserves the gjallahorn more.[/quote]
It made me laugh, as did the response to it.
So I figured I'd post it so we could all share our stories of this legendary guardian.
Smoggy, we salute you.
[b]Edit:[/b] Loving the response so far, keep them coming guardians.
I wonder if/when Smoggy will see this? What would he say?
[b]Edit2:[/b] We are now trending.
[b]Edit3:[/b] These responses required archiving.
Buckbeard - http://i.imgur.com/H8hMx8t.jpg
Zeezke99 - http://s29.postimg.org/qzclx969j/Smoggy_Pluto.jpg
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Across the spin metal strewn wasteland of the cosmodrome, a wee level 4 smoggypluto patrolled amongst the regal shadows cast by Skywatch. In an instant, the sky grew dark as the knowing bars of a public event flashed by. I watched with curiosity as this lowly guardian moved closer to the landing zone of the incoming WARsat. "He doesn't know," I whispered to myself. It happened in a flash, and I knew Smoggy's fate was sealed. As the WARsat plummeted to the earth, I hoped he'd move out of the way just in time. My hopes were dashed as those fateful words rang out, "Guardian down" they cruelly screamed. I removed my ghost from its safe keeping and began the arduous journey back to orbit. I'd hoped he'd done enough in his short life. But my heart felt empty. Just then, out of the corner of my eye the WARsat had inexplicably begun to rise. I caught the determination in his eye, as he looked my way. Heaving the behemoth, hulking half-sphere up into the air, Smoggy flung it with all his might. With a wink, he dusted himself off (he was always meticulous about his appearance), as THREE gold stars knocked me back down to earth. Smoggypluto DID know. He just didn't care.