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1/14/2005 1:57:24 AM
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The Ultimate Prank. *PG-13*

The following may be Graphic, and I would rate it PG-13, which is what bungie has described their own site, if you have any doubts as to reading on, then don't. Allright. The following contents were in a package from a website by the name of "Beinggirl.com" in my name and addressed to me (i am male and did not request this package): 1 stick of Secret "Sparkly Pear" deodorant. Apparently this was a taste for what was to follow. 1 pamphlet explaining the use of Tampax -blam!-s (extremely graphic, despite looking like it was drawn in Microsoft Paint) and this is why i put the disclaimer to ward away the younger audiences. 1 Package of Tampax Compak -blam!-s. Well, needless to say, I laughed my ass off. I couldn't believe that I had just been sent a package geared at helping girls through the onset of puberty (a very noble cause, but when sent to a guy, it takes a comedic turn). So, to find out more about how this package was sent to me I went to the given URL [url=http://beinggirl.com/en_US/htmlindex.html]click to see how deep the rabbit hole goes[/url]. Well this has been good for more than a few laughs, and once I figure out who did this to me my revenge will be sweet. *Walks off into the sunset laughing maniacally* [Edited on 1/13/2005 5:59:05 PM]
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  • Just because He/She has a Konoko avatar doesn't make him/her like obbi. I hate it in games and forum wheres guys pick girl characters. It causes too much gender confusion.

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  • and jerks are thinly disguised jerks.

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  • lol i love the internet were men are men, women are men and little kids are FBI agents.

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  • oh, i get it. Elite[b]skull[/b]94. Skully. Now i get it. Nevermind then.

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  • *Sobs and walks off.*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben Shut up Tizzy. Go -blam!- over -blam!- packets.[/quote] Careful Ben, with language like that you might start to rap.

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  • Wait, are you refering to one of the people in this thread as "Scully" as a nickname? Or are you talking to the TV personality?

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  • Shut up Tizzy. Go -blam!- over -blam!- packets.

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  • Benny Hen? *Ques whimsical music.*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Heh thanks Scully (automaticly thinks Mulder).[/quote] Im confused... Am I scully?[/quote] No! your Beny dont confuse yourself with Scully your not as cool.

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  • Yes. Yes, you are. And I am the black fat, guy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Heh thanks Scully (automaticly thinks Mulder).[/quote] Im confused... Am I scully?

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  • I pop collars.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterTizzy Does anyone want my collar popping skills?[/quote] Im not even going to ask.........

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  • Does anyone want my collar popping skills?

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  • Heh thanks Scully (automaticly thinks Mulder).

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eliteskull94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] ObbiQuiet is a member of this forum who had the whole forum thinking he was a chick. When he "came out of the closet" it was a shock and pretty funny.[/quote] Ah thank you. Ben that comment is rather insualting. I would apreciate it if you would retract it and appolagize but knowing guys you wont.[/quote] Hey, he acted just like you. Its creepy.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eliteskull94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] ObbiQuiet is a member of this forum who had the whole forum thinking he was a chick. When he "came out of the closet" it was a shock and pretty funny.[/quote] Ah thank you. Ben that comment is rather insualting. I would apreciate it if you would retract it and appolagize but knowing guys you wont.[/quote] I doubt he meant that as an insult.....

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Should I stop. This little fellow is rather amusing. Its cute how the 9-10 graders think they are all of that in high school untill they realize they're just being stupid.[/quote] ImJustMe... Are you an alternative ego of Obbi? You act like he did before he came out of the closet and revealed his real gender. You aren't repeating that trick now are you? ARE YOU?[/quote] Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] You most definitely sound like Obbi. If only I had 1337 |-|4xx0r 5|<|11s so I could trace your IP and be sure.[/quote] Would anyone like to explain what he is rambaling about and what the hell those numbers are doing in his sentence. He used to write coherently.[/quote] Ah yes.... that would be leet.... the cursed language of the stupid. p|-|34/" /\/\"/ 1337-5p34|<||\|9 5|<|11z0/'z!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Should I stop. This little fellow is rather amusing. Its cute how the 9-10 graders think they are all of that in high school untill they realize they're just being stupid.[/quote] ImJustMe... Are you an alternative ego of Obbi? You act like he did before he came out of the closet and revealed his real gender. You aren't repeating that trick now are you? ARE YOU?[/quote] Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] You most definitely sound like Obbi. If only I had 1337 |-|4xx0r 5|<|11s so I could trace your IP and be sure.[/quote] Would anyone like to explain what he is rambaling about and what the hell those numbers are doing in his sentence. He used to write coherently.[/quote] 1337 |-|4xx0r 5|<|11s means Leet Hacker skills. Its in a gaming language simply titled 1337, where the "1" represents the L. The "3"'s represent E's, and the "7" represents a T. It is a system of writing where you use symbols and numbers too substitute for the actual English alphabet.

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  • I just like popping collars.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eliteskull94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] ObbiQuiet is a member of this forum who had the whole forum thinking he was a chick. When he "came out of the closet" it was a shock and pretty funny.[/quote] Ah thank you. Ben that comment is rather insualting. I would apreciate it if you would retract it and appolagize but knowing guys you wont.

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  • He was going to do this....*Points in random directions.* Get that dirt off your shoulder? *Pops coller?*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] ObbiQuiet is a member of this forum who had the whole forum thinking he was a chick. When he "came out of the closet" it was a shock and pretty funny.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImJustMe Should I stop. This little fellow is rather amusing. Its cute how the 9-10 graders think they are all of that in high school untill they realize they're just being stupid.[/quote] ImJustMe... Are you an alternative ego of Obbi? You act like he did before he came out of the closet and revealed his real gender. You aren't repeating that trick now are you? ARE YOU?[/quote] Who is this obbi you speek of? Coming out of the closet? Are you trying to scare me off because your shy?[/quote] You most definitely sound like Obbi. If only I had 1337 |-|4xx0r 5|<|11s so I could trace your IP and be sure.[/quote] Would anyone like to explain what he is rambaling about and what the hell those numbers are doing in his sentence. He used to write coherently.

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  • He'd do it to.....I know that as a fact?

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