That's right you heard me, Destiny is Minecraft!
Explanation: Minecraft was a world of squares, circles did not exist and there was no understanding of them. Then the traveler came along, a near perfect sphere and it blew everyone's minds. The players then divided into factions in response to the mystical sphere.
The fallen worship the new object and modeled all their architecture after it, creating smooth and spherical objects everywhere.
The vex rejected this new shape and resolved to rid the solar system of it's roundness. This is why they transform planets, to make everything in the shape of squares as they believe the world should be.
The hive are what remain of the mobs that used to terrorize minecraft. Under the leadership of Oryx, AKA herobrine, they continue their attempts to rid minecraft of the player.
And the cabal are the passive creatures, freed by the traveler, the cows, sheep and pigs have risen up against their human overlords and become a fierce fighting force battling for their independence. Psions are mutant chickens.
The guardians are the villagers, who have finally been granted intelligence and smaller noses. They are loyal to the traveler and fight for it.
The darkness is Mojang, who see the sphere as a coding bug and are determined to fix it at all costs. There were originally dissuaded by mass protests on the forums, 9 moderators stood against then and all but one, Rasputin, where permabanned. Now mojang is returning to finish what it started, hoping to patch the traveler with a stealth nerf.
100% legit.
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Who is Steve?
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OMG:0
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10/10
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