[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ One day, I printed out a rather lengthy email message for reference at a meeting. Like many emails, this one concluded with the words "thank you". Those last two words were the only ones that appeared on the second page of the print-out. I approached urk's desk and handed him the piece of paper that contained the friendly expression of gratitude. "I would like for you to have this" I said in my creepiest dead-pan. I was newer to the job, so he was still taking most of what I said at face value. When he looked at the page, he passed it back to me with a roll of his dreamy blue eyes. "You don't want it?" I asked in wounded tones. "No! I want you to fold it up, and shove it up your ass!"[/quote] *Quote train* That was amazing...