Please give me some pointers on how to get out of the bathroom. I'm using the laptop for internet and a cat is right by the door grownling at ready to scratch the heck out of me. I only put the cat under a laundry basket and smacked it with a bat while the cat was still under it! Why oh why do I deserve this horrible fate!? Its wating outside the door and i can't get out....how will I survive?! Please oh please help!
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Have you tried a plunger?Just shove it in the cats face and run into your room!
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i suppose you could have called the chinese or japanese people from the restaraunt down the street, if ya know what i mean. lol
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My cat always does that to my dad and my sister. she used to do it to me, but then we became partners in crime. Uh oh! i think my sis is coming out of the bathroom just now! *crouches at door and hiss's*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MysteriousMeow Activate halo.[/quote] Too Funny!
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may I suggest a plunger and if that dont work jump out your window if you dont have a window make an exit
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored you guys can say witty things and stuff cuz i want my forum to be at 100 replies[/quote] Tisk tisk tisk. Don't be greedy. No one will post if you're greedy.
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Ahhh. I'm finally done with the cat dilemma......you guys can say witty things and stuff cuz i want my forum to be at 100 replies
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I snuck up on the cat....and FRICKING STOMPED ON IT MERCILESSLY!!!!!! He's not moving.........and he smells like almonds........
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored I have been sleeping in the bathtub last night because i live in MA and it was 2:00am in the morning when i started this forum. I slowly creaked open the door, and i found the cat sleeping...I figured....ooh! this is it! what should i do know? should i lock it up in something as in a file cabinent and hit the cabinent with a bat telling the cat to shut up? He's sleeping...[/quote] .........................................KICK IT! PISS IT OFF!
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I have been sleeping in the bathtub last night because i live in MA and it was 2:00am in the morning when i started this forum. I slowly creaked open the door, and i found the cat sleeping...I figured....ooh! this is it! what should i do know? should i lock it up in something as in a file cabinent and hit the cabinent with a bat telling the cat to shut up? He's sleeping...
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Activate halo.
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What were you thinking, ya cat killing sicko!?
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then give the cat the fried cow as a distraction and run for it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ðcherryð how 'bout some KFC*? if ya know what i mean ;) *not chicken[/quote] Kill Frikken Cat?Kentucky Fried Cats?
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how 'bout some KFC*? if ya know what i mean ;) *not chicken
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HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT DAMNIT!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kroenen Throw a Flood infection form at it[/quote]that would be stupid cause the cat would turn into a flood combat form.then hed really be in trouble.
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Throw a Flood infection form at it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored he was already fed! he ate the flesh he scrathed off from my arms, legs, and hands! i'm still bleeding heavily from that! the blood is turing my laptop red! (cool, i got a death, gothic-like computer)[/quote]hey do you have a baseball bat with you or anything sharp?
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hey i have the same problem
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Hello Mjlonor?
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Well First turn the water on get some in your hands and throw it at him.
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mabye you should either stop smoking pot or pick up the cat and throw him outside
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he was already fed! he ate the flesh he scrathed off from my arms, legs, and hands! i'm still bleeding heavily from that! the blood is turing my laptop red! (cool, i got a death, gothic-like computer)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MJOLNIR_Armored do u think my cat is angry cuz he is lonely? (aka...he needs a ********************* from another cat?)[/quote] No I think he hates you have you been remembering to feed him and give him water
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1 Kneel 2 get your head behind your ass 3 Kiss your ass goodbye