[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Need2StopSmurfn
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Stranger: STAR
You: fuc
You: TEXAS
You: TEXAS
Stranger: WHERE'S YOUR SQUAD?
You: I was hoping....You would know
Stranger: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: PEW PEW PEW
Stranger: Kill confirmed.
You: Dumbass
You: You're shooting friendlies
You: BLUE ON BLUE
You: -blam!-
Stranger: Hai mahn dont h8 da system
You: GET ME A MEDIC
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: YOU ASKED NO WHISKEY HOTEL
Stranger: DON'T WORRY
Stranger: I'LL GET YOU ONE
You: OH MAN
Stranger: ZERO ONE TWO I REPEAT
You: I'M BLEEDING OUT
Stranger: WE NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE
Stranger: HANG IN THERE
You: TELL MA MAMMA I DID MY BEST
Stranger: I ONLY SHOT YOU IN THE -blam!- FOOT
Stranger: I DON'T KNOW YOUR MAMMA
You: BUT MAAAA MAMA DONT YOU CRY, MARINE CORPS MOTTO IS DO OR DIE
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: NOBODY LIKES CORPS
You: Oh mate
You: I'm bleeding out here
You: Help me
Stranger: I am!
You: Why did you shoot me?
Stranger: Look!
Stranger: There's the chopper
Stranger: Because you didn't reply!
Stranger: With Whiskey Hotel
You: I told you I dont know where my squad is
You: I got lost
You: Missed the DZ by about 6km
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: now it all makes sense
Stranger: sorry bro
Stranger: hope it works out for ya
Stranger: It's dark in this room
Stranger: and our night vision isn't working
You: Here
You: Take mine
You: I probably wont need it
Stranger: *cries*
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: You will!
Stranger: See!
Stranger: There's the chopper
Stranger: I only shot your foot bro
You: The blood
You: Too much blood
Stranger: No!
You: Think this is a ticket home?
Stranger: Look, we're giving you blood supply now
Stranger: No!
Stranger: We're in the chopper
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: *fires out of chopper*
Stranger: it's getting hot out here!
You: WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Stranger: PILOT! HOW ARE WE DOING?
Stranger: FUC-blam!--blam!--blam!-
Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUCK
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: *crashes*
You: I CANT GO THROUGH ANOTHER BLACK HAWK DOWN
Stranger: *crashes*
Stranger: Are you alive?
Stranger: *fires whilst talking to you*
You: Maybe
You: Are we both dead?
Stranger: No soldier! We're against the Reapers
Stranger: OH WAIT
Stranger: THAT'S A BAD ENDING
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: no but seriously
Stranger: we're in debris!
You: Here mate
You: It's all my spare ammo and kit
Stranger: We're in a slum in Baghdad
You: I cant go on
Stranger: No!
Stranger: We're surrounded
You: I'll hold em off
Stranger: Get your pistol!
Stranger: We're calling evac
Stranger: *bullets whiz*
Stranger: -blam!-
Stranger: I'm hit
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: *falls on floor
Stranger: KEEP FIRING
You: *Act of courage*
Stranger: *throws grenade*
Stranger: we need evac now!
You: Dont worry mate, I'll get you out of here
Stranger: I got shot in the upper chest
Stranger: :(
Stranger: OH -blam!-
You: DONT WORRY
You: IM A MEDIC
Stranger: WAT
Stranger: Shhh!
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: There coming to check the dead bodies
Stranger: *whispers: pretend your dead*
You: *Acts dead*
Stranger: *shhh*
Stranger: *steady now*
Stranger: *whispers: knife him*
Stranger: *pulls trooper down*
You: *Stab*
Stranger: Good job soldier
Stranger: What do we do now?
Stranger: Evac is coming
Stranger: But there's anti air
You: Radio back to high command
You: We need a HAHO insertion
Stranger: This is Crump Oscar Delta, we need HAHO insertion
Stranger: Anyone on the radio!?
You: GOD DAMN IT
You: WE ARE DOWN
Stranger: -blam!-
You: WE NEED HELP
Stranger: -blam!-, a helicoper crashed the road ahead
You: IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?
Stranger: I DON'T WANNA DIE MAN
You: Mate this is bad
You: Look
You: Over there
You: It's the old army base
Stranger: damn!
Stranger: if we can only get there
Stranger: give me a moment, I'm gonna lose my equipment
You: Here
Stranger: *only equips pistol*
You: I have a plan
You: *Puts on dead trooper outfit*
Stranger: Can you walk or do you want me to pick you up?
You: I'll pretend you're my prisoner, kill another trooper and take his outfit
Stranger: What happens if our men see us in there uniform?
Stranger: Remember, the base is nearby
You: We whisper texas
Stranger: They could kill us on sight
Stranger: Fair enough
Stranger: Can you walk?
You: I should be fine, how are you?
You: You got shot in the chest
Stranger: I think I'm ok
You: Here take this bio foam
Stranger: I need some assistance though asap
Stranger: *takes it*
Stranger: no -blam!-
You: Right, try and act...Prisonery
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: I have been shot
Stranger: let's go
You: *Walks to old base*
Stranger: you talk
You: Hmmm
You: Where the hell is everyone
Stranger: -blam!-
Stranger: what are we gonna do man
Stranger: I don't wanna die
Stranger: I don't wanna die man
You: Dont worry
You: *Drop kicks gate open*
You: Look!
Stranger: Check for any med supplies for both of us
You: Right over there, heli on the runway
Stranger: Can you pilot?
Stranger: or is there one in there
Stranger: I can't see
Stranger: my vision is blurred
Stranger: I'm losing blood man!
You: Don't worry, I'm gonna get you home
Stranger: *cries*
You: *throws you into helicopter*
You: Alrightyyy, shouldn't be that hard to fly a helicopter.
Stranger: We're -blam!-
You: Dont worry mate
You: I got it off the ground
You: AA doesn't seem to notice us
Stranger: Keep ascending
Stranger: You got the GPS?
You: Nah, fly low
Stranger: You could just auto pilot it
Stranger: THERE's ANTI AIR
Stranger: *THERE'S
You: It's harder to hit us if we fly low
Stranger: How so?
You: + the tree line will mask the sound
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: I trust you
Stranger: Let's fly to the naval base
Stranger: we can land there
Stranger: can you see the cruiser?
You: I think I see it
Stranger: I'll send a message to them over the tele prompter
Stranger: Ok, we are clear for landing
You: Oh -blam!-, I hate parallel landings
Stranger: fuuuuuck
Stranger: take your time
You: *Lands helicopter*
*Breaks helicopter*
You: -blam!-
You: you alright?
Stranger: -blam!- SAKE
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I guess
You: Dont worry
You: It only cost a few million dollars
Stranger: It's the taxpayers money anyway
Stranger: harharhar
Stranger: I can walk to the med station, thanks
Stranger: you coming?
You: Yeah
Stranger: Alright then
Stranger: *THE END*[/quote]
THAT WAS ME! :D
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