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The Meaning of Life: Orange rhymes with Orange and the true meaning of 7

The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit. Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine. The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris). However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up. Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange. The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR! But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching [u]The Land Before Time[/u], It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! [b]Lava is Orange![/b] I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of [i]Mount Doom[/i]. One time a Hobbit named [b]Frodo[/b] threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)! This is all we really know about this so called "ring": Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, [u]Seven[/u] for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring. SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of [i]cheese[/i]! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE! That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action! ---The Group--- [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/212447/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Orange The Tru7h[/url] [Edited on 07.23.2008 4:26 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 Ummmmm is this dead[/quote]not anymore!

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  • I TOTALLY GET IT! This is exactly what I needed to know all my life.

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  • Ummmmm is this dead

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  • QFT.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 a new discovery maybe the bungie logo has something to do with this. if u look at the eye the dot is flying from somwhere and looks kinda like o comet so maybe thats part of bungies plan when all the rings are united a comet will kill all the infidels.[/quote]And the comet is flying through the "U". This is like saying that "the comet is going to fly through you!"[/quote] pure genius

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 a new discovery maybe the bungie logo has something to do with this. if u look at the eye the dot is flying from somwhere and looks kinda like o comet so maybe thats part of bungies plan when all the rings are united a comet will kill all the infidels.[/quote]And the comet is flying through the "U". This is like saying that "the comet is going to fly through you!"

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  • a new discovery maybe the bungie logo has something to do with this. if u look at the eye the dot is flying from somwhere and looks kinda like o comet so maybe thats part of bungies plan when all the rings are united a comet will kill all the infidels.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OverDressedPrep I want what he's smokening [/quote]Smoked salmon are fish, like the soffish, so does that mean you want to help me find the soffish?

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  • I want what he's smokening

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nikerulez222 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeneralPatton24 wait. red and yellow make orange. those could be the colors for the other rings. and when all of the colors are combined that makes black are combined. which is the color of the dark lord. so when all the rings are combined on the moon it might cause an eclipse and the darkness will show where on the world the dark ring is. OMGZ[/quote] omg this gave me a revelation maybe bungie had the great ring but it was stolen sony and put in the soffish and most sony products are black so maybe the dark lord shishka has taken over sony and is getting ready to get the location of the soffish. also the marathon symble is a small dot inside a larger dot and it looks just like an eclipse so after the sun is painted we must wait for the eclipse and that will show where the soffish is.[/quote]I knew the Marathon logo had something to do with this!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GeneralPatton24 wait. red and yellow make orange. those could be the colors for the other rings. and when all of the colors are combined that makes black are combined. which is the color of the dark lord. so when all the rings are combined on the moon it might cause an eclipse and the darkness will show where on the world the dark ring is. OMGZ[/quote] omg this gave me a revelation maybe bungie had the great ring but it was stolen sony and put in the soffish and most sony products are black so maybe the dark lord shishka has taken over sony and is getting ready to get the location of the soffish. also the marathon symble is a small dot inside a larger dot and it looks just like an eclipse so after the sun is painted we must wait for the eclipse and that will show where the soffish is. [Edited on 07.31.2008 8:45 PM PDT]

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  • what the heck?

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  • wait. red and yellow make orange. those could be the colors for the other rings. and when all of the colors are combined that makes black are combined. which is the color of the dark lord. so when all the rings are combined on the moon it might cause an eclipse and the darkness will show where on the world the dark ring is. OMGZ

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sgt stop it I support this cause. As i type this im on my way to the sun to paint as i know the color to paint it. But it seems as though SONY has beaten me there. I may die here. Wish me luck.[/quote]*wishes luck*

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  • I support this cause. As i type this im on my way to the sun to paint as i know the color to paint it. But it seems as though SONY has beaten me there. I may die here. Wish me luck.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun We must find Toucan Sam!!!!!!![/quote] [url=http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfRDOgfzdQ]he is locked in the temple with the soffish![/url][/quote] then stop talking and [b]go get them![/b]

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  • 42.

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  • We must get chuck norris to physically destroy 7 oranges with his beard ray! THERES NO TIME!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun We must find Toucan Sam!!!!!!![/quote] [url=http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfRDOgfzdQ]he is locked in the temple with the soffish![/url]

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  • THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VikingLax08 I think, that, while reading this, I have figured something out. Comic characters are tied into this somehow. 1. Garfield has [u] ORANGE [/u] hair! John therefore is a non-believer in the color orange according to his role of "Bozo the Wonder Nerd" who doesn't know what century it is. 2. Dilbert has [u] ORANGE [/u] stripes on his tie, so obviously he has the computer powerful enough to come up with the question to question the meaning of 42 (42/6=7) which is [u]"The Answer To The Great Question Of Life...The Universe...and Everything!"[/u] which therefore, must be related to seven, as 42/6=7. I think that the this means 42 apples divided by 6 pears = 7 orange and purple oranges. Obvious. 3. Charlie Brown wears an [u]ORANGE[/u] shirt all the time, so he must be an essential key part in the plan. I think he can find the [u]TRUE COLOR OF BUNGIE[/u]. Pardon me if I am gravely mistaken. EDIT: Forgot "The Answer To" when first posting.[/quote]And Toucan Sam has an orange section on his beak (some toucans are South American, just like the pyramid the soffish is held in...)[/quote] We must find Toucan Sam!!!!!!!

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  • Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. Is it true? I do I do I do-ooh.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VikingLax08 I think, that, while reading this, I have figured something out. Comic characters are tied into this somehow. 1. Garfield has [u] ORANGE [/u] hair! John therefore is a non-believer in the color orange according to his role of "Bozo the Wonder Nerd" who doesn't know what century it is. 2. Dilbert has [u] ORANGE [/u] stripes on his tie, so obviously he has the computer powerful enough to come up with the question to question the meaning of 42 (42/6=7) which is [u]"The Answer To The Great Question Of Life...The Universe...and Everything!"[/u] which therefore, must be related to seven, as 42/6=7. I think that the this means 42 apples divided by 6 pears = 7 orange and purple oranges. Obvious. 3. Charlie Brown wears an [u]ORANGE[/u] shirt all the time, so he must be an essential key part in the plan. I think he can find the [u]TRUE COLOR OF BUNGIE[/u]. Pardon me if I am gravely mistaken. EDIT: Forgot "The Answer To" when first posting.[/quote]And Toucan Sam has an orange section on his beak (some toucans are South American, just like the pyramid the soffish is held in...)

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  • I think, that, while reading this, I have figured something out. Comic characters are tied into this somehow. 1. Garfield has [u] ORANGE [/u] hair! John therefore is a non-believer in the color orange according to his role of "Bozo the Wonder Nerd" who doesn't know what century it is. 2. Dilbert has [u] ORANGE [/u] stripes on his tie, so obviously he has the computer powerful enough to come up with the question to question the meaning of 42 (42/6=7) which is [u]"The Answer To The Great Question Of Life...The Universe...and Everything!"[/u] which therefore, must be related to seven, as 42/6=7. I think that the this means 42 apples divided by 6 pears = 7 orange and purple oranges. Obvious. 3. Charlie Brown wears an [u]ORANGE[/u] shirt all the time, so he must be an essential key part in the plan. I think he can find the [u]TRUE COLOR OF BUNGIE[/u]. Pardon me if I am gravely mistaken. EDIT: Forgot "The Answer To" when first posting. [Edited on 07.30.2008 8:49 AM PDT]

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  • Awesome, you had me laughing at Chuck Norris and carrots!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarrenVonHedshot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun orange is the combination between yellow and red....and 7 is the combination between 2 and 5 so we also have to figure in the yellow 2 and the red 5[/quote]Does that mean that 3 and 4 also equal yellow and red?[/quote] no, 3 is green and 4 is purple. But this is why 7 is darker!

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