A few days ago I was playing some matchmaking with a few of my friends. We had quite a bit of a winning streak going on. After this one game of big team slayer in which we owned the hell out of a bunch of little kids, everybody on my team recieved messages from these little kids saying the usual things that little brats say when they lose: "I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU FOR HACKING!", "GO TO HELL YOU -blam!- MODDER!!" , you get the picture. Anyway, I send messages back to these kids telling them to stop crying. One of them invites me to a private chat. Usually, I don't accept private chat invites from people I don't know but I was curious as to what this kid wanted to say to me so much that he invited me to a chat. So I accepted it. Instead of hearing a little kid screaming into his microphone, it was his mother. Here is how the conversation went to the best of what I can remember: She spoke in a southern accent and said, "Sir, what are you doing to my son?" "um...nothing? I beat him in a game and he started screaming at me." "My son said you were hacking his account and cheated." "mam, even if I knew how to hack, which I don't, I would not want your son's account." "Then why would he say you were hacking his account?" "Obviously your son is angry because I beat his team by a large margin in a friendly game of team slayer and in order to get petty revenge, he shouts at me and calls me a hacker." (it gets crazier) "Are you calling my son a liar?" "Um, yes I am. Your son is a liar. "Sir, my son is very truthful and he has not once told a lie and I don't appreciate having you insult my son." "Well, I don't mean to offend you mam, but if your son is not lying, then that means he is retarded." "That is not funny! I am going to file a complaint against you for insulting me and my son and for hacking!" "You go ahead and do that, but I don't think it is a good idea since I have about 100 people on my friend's list who will be more than happy to file a complaint against your son's account." What she said next consisted of indistinquishable shouting and something about suing me. Anyway, the chat ended there. I wish I had a capture card because I would have definantly posted that on youtube. Please post your thoughts. Or you can post any similar stories you have. And to think that there are some topics on this forum that actually try to justify why little kids should play online. It is a shame really, I used to be great with little kids. That is until I began to play on xbox live. Now they piss me off so much, I feel sometimes feel like punching a baby! EDIT: ON A SOMEWHAT RELATED NOTE, although I have not been banned because of this., not yet anyway, I did once get a one day ban because my bio talked about how annoying little kids are. I found that strange because I look at other peoples' bios that say stuff like , "Hitler is my hero, jews should burn." and " I like hanging n*gg*rs off of trees.". Nothing ever happens to these people. Xbox live must be racists and antisemetic but they love little brats. It just irritates me. EDIT: I do not know why today's parents are so stupid. I heard about this one lady who tried to sue Mcdonald's for making her kids fat. EDIT: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LankyBrandon Dude thats hilarious. But watch out for the Ninjas cuz its not Halo 3 related.[/quote] Since it happened after a game of matchmaking, it is halo 3 related. Thanks for the heads up though. EDIT: I FINALLY FOUND HIS GAMERTAG! Well, he must have changed it because he sent me another message saying something along the lines of "-blam!- YOU I REPORTED YOUR ASS! I CHANGED MY NAME SO YOUR FRIENDS CAN'T REPORT ME! HA HA!" His gamertag was different though. He obviously is not too bright since he does not realize that he messaged me with his new gamertag. I am not going to post it in the topic but if you look at my profile signature (on the forums), I will post it on there. It was a bad idea to ask people to PM me for the gamertag because I now have 56 PMs. [Edited on 06.25.2008 2:49 PM PDT]