[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SgtPunisment
[i] How to feel like a Gentleman in 3 easy steps [/i]
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1. [url=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhyv4ni8d1qfvq9bo1_500.jpg]Obtain a classy beverage of your choice[/url]
2. Make yourself comfortable
3. Open these 3 tabs at once
[url=http://www.rainymood.com/]Feels[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4]Very[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k]Gentle[/url]
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[i]Now your ready to join our official [url=http://images.artnet.com/WebServices/picture.aspx?date=19900327&catalog=KERSTI&gallery=111548&lot=00133&filetype=2]Gentleman party[/url] [/i]
[i] Enjoy your stay in our lounge [/i]
[url=http://electroshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/gough.jpg]Our butler, James[/url]
[url=http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lti12nV2Aw1qdhvyro1_400.jpg]And our gentleman robot, Charles [/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=10837750]Our minion, Double A[/url][/quote]
Courtesy of our old friend Mr SgtPunisment, who gave us the three fine steps.
I also have his robot on loan, which should make this indeed a good evening.
*lights pipe*
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Just got back from a rather interesting conversation on Omegle. [quote]Stranger: 21 female looking for someone to talk naughty to me ;) You: You've been quite bad Stranger: Ohh I have Stranger: You have a big -blam!-? You: But what did you do again? You: Medium Stranger: Ive been a big slut sweety Stranger: And I want your big -blam!- on me ;) You: Like I said, it's a medium at best Stranger: I want it in me aha You: So what makes you so naughty? You: Oh...right fake internet sex Stranger: Yeahh... You wanna? You: I shall park my car in your garage You: Then probably have a power nap Stranger: I want your -blam!- and -blam!- in my mouth You: But how could you tell me what you did wrong? You: And I'd imagine, your not a very clean woman You: *you're Stranger: -blam!- im a dirty whore You: How dirty? Stranger: I love it rough ;) I love all that young -blam!- all over me and in my mouth You: I think you need a shower Stranger: Well you got a small -blam!- :) You: What soap do you use?[/quote]