REASON NUMBER 1: I have one and a half pairs of nun-chunks in my closet.
REASON #2: I'm a professional grade non-stick cooking pot.
REASON FOUR: I can count to two.
REASON: I can make a sick hot wheels ramp.
REASON 011 0111: I once fought a goldfish... Well not wearing proper safety equipment.
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REASON #C: I'm Black