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I want to kill my girls friends rat dog
Sometimes I wish her dog 'pretzel' would get hit by a car. It bites barks and screams at me like a howler monkey. It even acts scared when I try to be nice to it then proceeds to try and nip me. By the why this is a chihuahua. What should I do. I actually need help!
My girlfriend thinks I'm laughing at random stuff on here but I'm actually laughing at this post! Lol
This dogs a "puppy" and my girlfriend thinks it's gonna live for 10 more years. It's -blam!-ing 2 years old for crying out loud
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1 ReplyThrough a variety of reasons, I have come to the conclusion that hot chicks always have some kind of unfavorable dog. 10/10 hot blonde: has a rabid chihuahua that probably has red bull in its water dish. That cute girl from school whose house you're visiting: has some mutated English bull terrier/pug mix. Jenna Marbles has an Italian greyhound aka Snoop Dogg http://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/snoop_doggs_dogs.jpg I'm fairly certain girls have ugly dogs like this so they can say "look at how much prettier I am compared to this thing the pet shelter gave to me so they could stop looking at it!" I should clarify that I [i]really[/i] like dogs. My uncle's sheepdog is the most lovable dog I've ever known. I just think some are ugly, and for legitimate ethical reasons, shouldn't have been bred. Read up on pug health problems and you'll see what I mean. [spoiler]Pugs are pretty cool regardless[/spoiler]
